Darth Poems - Poems about Darth

Darth Vader A dark figure that wanted all the power. Selfishness that left behind someone that matters. Live with frustration. All is lost from your actions. Memories will haunt you forever. Your future is now an endeavor. You gave into the dark side. Your red sword made you blind. You lost everything to gain nothing. ...

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The head of a gargoyle rests in one hand the scent of olive oil aloft in the wind While elves make mischief in sweatshops subterranean guilt storms man's conscience 'gainst backdrops Notre Damian...

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Guess who is afraid of Darth Cay-der, the cat of all cats? I am not kidding. Darth Cay-der frightens me, grandma. She rolled her eyes, and then the dice. We are playing Monopoly. Tonight in heaven. Her photo fills me with glee but these heavenly visits are much better. The angel began to tell me I had to...

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Darth Cay-der was a cat who understood Star Wars better than most. She held R2D2 contests, and she was the most gracious 1970’s host. She wore the best costumes, designed by fabulous Bob Mackie. He was her next-door-neighbor. I am not lying, by crackie! Darth Cay-der liked to breathe really heavy in her Darth Cay-der mask. She was ominous...

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A vile buccaneer called Darth Vadry Needed wife back so they’d remarry-- Thief offered gold loot A useless pursuit, Dame rigged him …with Tom, Dick, and Harry! 4/15/2019 Tania Kitchin's Pirate Themed Limerick Contest...

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She was round and huge, larger than all, She was everything I wanted in one, That’s why I’m here busking today, Seeking a perpetual fund, To rebuild her from scratch, pay for the trades, Pay for the iron and glass, To gather the cash I need to pay, For the chef’s that’ll all come from France, And she will...

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Miniature storm troopers have landed On my hot pink knock out roses In the forms of grasshoppers and toads. Trampling them, and hurting their feelings. Garden faeries are getting ready to form a protest rally. Get out of my way! Where did I put my Darth Vader Mask?...

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Alien Captain Darth Veeder Texted, "Take me to your leader" He met Donald Trumup And snarled, " What a grump! You must be The Sludge-brained Tweeter!" (For Caren Krutsinger's "Take me to your leader" contest)...

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Guns are being seized. Government stockpiles ammo. Insurrection soon?! Mark Halliday...

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I am as invisible as I am indivisible: And as cunning as they come! The Jedi think us mere mythical- The Dark Side long undone... Lo! we now at last emerge, My Master and myself! And upon the Republic we converge- Lightsabers 'neath our belts! But now I must betray my Master, And be a Lord of Sith Though not through blade or shot from...

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What is Darth Vadar's wife called after the divorce? Exca-Vadar!! My husband came up with this one......

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What is Darth Vadar's wife's name? Ella-Vadar!! Forgive me, my son is out of school today on a snow less day...again and he has been telling me jokes....

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(This is a fictional poem) I went to bed last night and I had a strange dream. It was amazing how real it seemed. In the dream my limbs were cut off by a lightsaber. Then my body got badly burned and I became Darth Vader. I was dressed in black and I had the mask and cape. I got robot...

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