Darth Vader
A dark figure that wanted all the power.
Selfishness that left behind someone that matters.
Live with frustration.
All is lost from your actions.
Memories will haunt you forever.
Your future is now an endeavor.
You gave into the dark side.
Your red sword made you blind.
You lost everything to gain nothing.
You take out your anger on everyone.
Walk alone in the dark.
The blade is sharp.
Travel at the ends of the earth.
She is gone laid in the dirt.
Take off the mask to breathe.
All your strength is worthless beneath.
What is there to fight for?
She’s not by your side anymore.
Stand in the fire alone.
The time you shared is long gone.
Just a broken down old man in a black suit.
With no more power to hold on to.
Categories:
darth, grief,
Form: Rhyme
The head of a gargoyle
rests in one hand
the scent of olive oil
aloft in the wind
While elves make mischief
in sweatshops subterranean
guilt storms man's conscience
'gainst backdrops Notre Damian
Categories:
darth, art, dark, religion, sin,
Form: Rhyme
Guess who is afraid of Darth Cay-der, the cat of all cats?
I am not kidding. Darth Cay-der frightens me, grandma.
She rolled her eyes, and then the dice. We are playing Monopoly.
Tonight in heaven.
Her photo fills me with glee but these heavenly visits are much better.
The angel began to tell me I had to leave.
I am arguing with her. Just a few more minutes, I plead.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is on this morning, the angel says.
If you get up now, you can watch it before work.
She convinces me, so my eyes flutter open
Much to the relief of my dog who has a full bladder.
I open the door, so he can relieve himself.
But a blast of cold wind hits him in the face.
He backs up.
Maybe Darth Cay-der is out there too.
Categories:
darth, cat, dog,
Form: Prose Poetry
Darth Cay-der was a cat who understood Star Wars better than most.
She held R2D2 contests, and she was the most gracious 1970’s host.
She wore the best costumes, designed by fabulous Bob Mackie.
He was her next-door-neighbor. I am not lying, by crackie!
Darth Cay-der liked to breathe really heavy in her Darth Cay-der mask.
She was ominous and fierce some. Underneath she had her own flask.
I am pretty sure the silver container was filled with Darth Cay-der nip.
She was her own best friend. She did not care who saw her take a sip.
She shows up sometimes on my doorstep to play dress up with me.
I am always intimidated by her; she is a cat who is wild and free.
Her outer space cat-titude and I’mam the boss, sugar mama ways,
Has frightened me many a time on a number of horrifying days.
My mother has reported there is someone at the door right now.
I do not want to go look, for I think I just heard Darth Cayder’s yow!
Tell whoever it is I cannot go out today, I told my much amused mother.
Someone ran out dressed like Luke Skywalker. My fearless brother.
Categories:
darth, cat,
Form: Rhyme
A vile buccaneer called Darth Vadry
Needed wife back so they’d remarry--
Thief offered gold loot
A useless pursuit,
Dame rigged him …with Tom, Dick, and Harry!
4/15/2019
Tania Kitchin's Pirate Themed Limerick Contest
Categories:
darth, proposal,
Form: Limerick
She was round and huge, larger than all,
She was everything I wanted in one,
That’s why I’m here busking today,
Seeking a perpetual fund,
To rebuild her from scratch, pay for the trades,
Pay for the iron and glass,
To gather the cash I need to pay,
For the chef’s that’ll all come from France,
And she will once again have proton beam canons,
Guns to blow away stars,
And I’ll employ a whole army filled with fighters,
And the clones will be my white guards,
But for now let me play a short little song,
A few dollars and you can just dance,
To “Killing in the name of” on this cold winter day,
By me with a base and a stance.
Categories:
darth, funny, humor, humorous, music,
Form: Quatrain
Miniature storm troopers have landed
On my hot pink knock out roses
In the forms of grasshoppers and toads.
Trampling them, and hurting their feelings.
Garden faeries are getting ready to form a protest rally.
Get out of my way!
Where did I put my Darth Vader Mask?
Categories:
darth, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Alien Captain Darth Veeder
Texted, "Take me to your leader"
He met Donald Trumup
And snarled, " What a grump!
You must be The Sludge-brained Tweeter!"
(For Caren Krutsinger's "Take me to your leader" contest)
Categories:
darth, culture, discrimination, immigration, international,
Form: Limerick
Guns are being seized.
Government stockpiles ammo.
Insurrection soon?!
Mark Halliday
Categories:
darth, conflict, political, visionary, war,
Form: Haiku
I am as invisible as I am indivisible:
And as cunning as they come!
The Jedi think us mere mythical-
The Dark Side long undone...
Lo! we now at last emerge,
My Master and myself!
And upon the Republic we converge-
Lightsabers 'neath our belts!
But now I must betray my Master,
And be a Lord of Sith
Though not through blade or shot from blaster-
Tricked! Like Plagueis did the Bith!
I shall rule the Galaxy-
Alone! No further "Rule of Two"
Impeccably trained and aptly named:
Darth Exactitude!
*Who Are You Fantasy Character Contest Entry
** "Bith" is a species of alien in the Star Wars Universe.
"Plagueis" was a Dark Lord of the Sith who killed his Master, a Bith named "Tenebrous", through elaborate trickery.
"Rule of Two" was enacted by Darth Bane: A Master to wield the secrets and power of
the Sith and an apprentice to covet and crave it. Only 2 Sith can rule at one time in order
to keep the power of the Dark Side of the Force concentrated, potent and focused.
Categories:
darth, character, fantasy, star, war,
Form: Rhyme
What is Darth Vadar's wife called after the divorce?
Exca-Vadar!!
My husband came up with this one...
Categories:
darth, funny
Form: Light Verse
What is Darth Vadar's wife's name?
Ella-Vadar!!
Forgive me, my son is out of school today on a snow less day...again and he has been telling
me jokes.
Categories:
darth, children, funny
Form: Light Verse
(This is a fictional poem)
I went to bed last night and I had a strange dream.
It was amazing how real it seemed.
In the dream my limbs were cut off by a lightsaber.
Then my body got badly burned and I became Darth Vader.
I was dressed in black and I had the mask and cape.
I got robot limbs and I was evil and consumed by hate.
The good guys tried to shoot me but I deflected the shots from their guns.
By the end of the dream, the dark side won.
When I woke up, I was glad.
I couldn't believe the dream that I had.
In the dream I left many people dead.
That's the last time I'll watch Star Wars right before I go to bed.
Categories:
darth, angst, loss, science fiction,
Form: I do not know?