In France there once was a free petting zoo
Into which walked curvy Madame Leroux --
As she braced to sit
Tight dress ripped a bit --
Precocious kid said, I think I'll pet you
July 29, 2019
A Limerick, Old or New: Your Personal
Favorite Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
curvy, pets, sexy,
Form: Limerick
Oh to the whoa, Honey, today I saw a trio of funny!
Mercy be, I saw three furry cats that all wore hats;
one was skinny and curvy, two chunky, but sturdy.
Curvy was all a-curtsy in a flat, wacked, black hat
that on top popped a nervy, lopped off, black bat.
One of the chunky cats was pure funky to look at
for his hat seemed to have been picked at
like a muskrat laid splayed on a slat from train splat.
Yes, that cat’s hat slouched, but matched her pouch.
The third in the herd on that jerky street journey,
you know, the other chunky in this controversy,
was quite the brat-cat, a beau putting on a show.
On this cat’s head sat, to my dread, a red bath mat
that was thread as an opera hat in a dread format.
So, honey-bunny, not for love or for money
could I scat catalog these cats in hats,
but I worked at chit-chat while all three sat
and was agog to learn through our dialogue
that their names were Dog, Frog and Hog!
CayCay Jennings
December 29, 2018
Categories:
curvy, animal, cat, fantasy, giggle,
Form: Light Verse
Voluptuous with thick thighs, plump or plus size.
Thicker than a snicker, yes she’s the bigger picture.
There’s no way to describe with unaccepting eyes,
A body made perfectly ample to handle.
She’s unapologetic and makes no disguise to hide,
Her rubbing thighs walking with head held high.
So who reflects on her stomach being a tad bit overly comprehensive?
She’s not a Q-tip or a toothpick, but rather an hourglass containing more sand.
Physically she’s what society has deemed obese, fat, a blemish to beauty from
a televised social point of view.
Though you will never see her grace the cover of Vogue, or Cosmopolitan,
She’s the modern day Osun.
No longer will I allow her to be ashamed of self, but rather I’ll encourage her,
Wealth of self-worth.
A pretty face is only the beginning, sweetheart love the handles you wear, for your
image was derived from the mind of the creator of humanity.
Whether the expression used is plus size or curvy, love the skin you’re in, be yourself
don’t let the world dictate your shape.
Because you’re the goddess in someone’s dream, transpiring reality.
Curvy Ideal!
Categories:
curvy, black african american, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Less curvy,
more scurvy.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Categories:
curvy, beautiful, beauty, humor, men,
Form: Couplet
A sweet young girlie in bra and panties
Makes my wee friend stand up and get all antsy
I lose total control
Squirming in my camisole
As I longingly survey her curvy young chassis
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
curvy, fun,
Form: Limerick
Don't be intimidated by my curves
my swervy loveliness
my mocha skin glistening in,
the moonlight inviting you in
don't be shy when you see my thigh
how silky and thick, long and slick those legs are
And that dip in my hip
Are you scared? Do you like the texture of my hair?
don't be intimidated by my voluptuous bosom
see how they hang, look how they swang
Chocolate globes with the fudgy peaks, more than a handful
thay speak, for themselves
my round rump but not too plump
sexy it is as it walks away
my gorgeous build should have you filled with
pride, lust and admiration
So show appreciation for the full figured diva
who stands before you
my swervy loveliness glistening in the moonlight
Inviting you in
I'm lovin the skin i'm in
Categories:
curvy, adventure
Form: Free verse
Take the straight road my love
For the curvy road will lead you
To a place you don't wish to go
Excitment and thrills are waiting
But, so is disappointment and chills
Empitness and pain
An aching heart
Pleasure is an illusion
It's temporary
But, it's consequences are never ending
Look away before it entices you
Once it grasps you
It is difficult to escape
I visited there once
This is what is left with me
A talking corpse
Sent to warn you
Categories:
curvy, depression, imagination, introspection, life,
Form: Free verse