The Exterminator
...Driving through the neighborhood in a shiny armored truck,
The exterminator arrives, looking to make a few hundred bucks.
He goes from door to door and asks to come inside:
And he already knows th...
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Categories:
cucaracha, hero, hilarious, humor, summer,
Form: Rhyme
Hotel Cucaracha
...Hello, cucarachas, whether large or small;
I can't stand the ones that fly or the ones that crawl.
I've got a place for you to spend your days and nights:
You don't need to win this trip on "The P...
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Categories:
cucaracha, funny, humor, parody, silly,
Form: Other
Cockroach Soliloquy
...Cockroach Soliloquy
By:Judge Burdon
The cockroaches left me a wake up message
Written with saliva and excrement
it was placed conspicuously in a garbage can
where they knew that I'd find i...
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Categories:
cucaracha, character,
Form: Free verse
Cockroach Soliloquy
...Cockroach Soliloquy
By:Judge Burdon
The cockroaches left me a wake up message
Written with saliva and excrement
it was placed conspicuously in a garbage can
where they knew that I'd find i...
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Categories:
cucaracha, character,
Form: Free verse
Splat
...On my porch,
La Cucaracha appears
creeping like an army tank prying,
his long antennae used for spying
this cockroach doesn’t belong in my world
“He...
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Categories:
cucaracha, emotions, funny, nature, power,
Form: Free verse
Trump Cucaracha Cockaraca
...Trump Cucaracha Cockaraca
All of Trump's elegance started to erupt
Talking about how everyone is corrupt
He clumsily choses to be celebrating
And adversaries constantly castigating.
He slip...
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Categories:
cucaracha, allegory, analogy, anxiety,
Form: Couplet
Twilight of the Cucaracha
...In my spotless kitchen when I turned
on the light, there's this ambulatory inkspot
scuttling from sight. Dare I name it?
even the name is ugly. Roach, penultimate
horror, black and bug-ly. I'm a s...
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Categories:
cucaracha, funny,
Form: Rhyme
La Cucaracha
...La Cucaracha
By Elton Camp
It’s not out in the cold where cockroaches hide
But in warm, moist homes they prefer to reside
If you’ve got them now, but never had ‘em before
They may’ve arrived...
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Categories:
cucaracha, angst,
Form: Rhyme
The - Mexican
...THE MEXICAN
I went over to my friends house last night.
I love it when he smiles with a grin,
He holds the door open, and welcomes me in.
With a style of a gentleman.
"MI CASA ES SU CASA" ...
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Categories:
cucaracha, funnyme, love, me, ,
Form: Free verse
Christmas Eve
...Sing to the melody... “La Cucaracha"
The little children/ the little children/ setting sugar cookies and warm milk....../
Hoping to see him/ hoping to see him/ in his red and white silk!
The...
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Categories:
cucaracha, holiday, son, song-lyricred,
Form: Lyric