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Funny Crystalline Poems

These Funny Crystalline poems are examples of Crystalline poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Crystalline Funny poems written by international poets.


The Power Of Suggestion
Everyone thought we were more than bros,
But really we're hopeless hoes....

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Categories: friendship, friendship love, funny,



No Use Crying Over Spilt Jam
Jams and jams gather all around
As I shatter glass jars on the ground....

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Categories: food, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Lucky Pockets
wow ~ luck now fills all my pockets 
overflowing with four leaf clovers 
 

Date Written:  2/26/2023 

"4 Place" 

Note: St Patrick's Day will...

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Categories: fun, green, humor, march,

High Stakes
Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living....

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Categories: addiction, allusion, crazy, drug,

Premium Member Narcissist Wet Blankets
My day is simply incomplete;
    no one else has liked my brilliant tweet.

And now, the views make matters worse,
   ...

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Categories: pride,



Witzelsucht
Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes....

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Categories: addiction, drug, funny, health,

Premium Member Thanksgiving Crystals
Thankful for all blessings from God
Gratitude over fills my soul~heart.




Date Written: 6/29/2022
howmanysyllables 8 and 9...

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Categories: blessing, heart, love, thanks,

Alpha Woman
She's cute, but also a beaut who's such
A brute she'll give you the boot....

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Categories: character, cute, funny, girl,

Ey, I Found You
I think of you
And I smile
I talk to you
And the world disappears

I see you
And my heart races.
I look at your eyes
And I see my future

My...

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Categories: love

Multicoloured Tutu
multicoloured new tutu
a favourite headgear for the prince's ball...

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Categories: funny, imagination,

Premium Member Snow Flake
summer snowflake...the ice cream man drifts by...

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Categories: funny, nostalgia,

Vote Or Die Or Just Vote
Standing at the White house today
Making riots.... Here comes C I A!...

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Categories: funny, political,

I Stand By My Quote
This just might be a deal breaker,
But I do sound smarter on paper!

A Rambling Righting Riley (Shauna Riley Morrison)

For Linda-Marie's "Quote Me" Contest...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member Seasoning

After seasoned hours in the kitchen
the cook hates to hear.."please pass the salt"


For the PASS contest.......

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Categories: funny, life

Laughter Is the Best Medicine
~Silent Laughter, laughter with style

 It hurts to smile, oh once in a while~...

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Categories: funny, happiness


Book: Shattered Sighs