Humorous Crow Poems

My neighbor owned a rooster on his lot

   That woke me at four each dawn on the dot

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Crow just flew by
With a cow in its beak
I was afraid to say hi
Afraid of what would happen
It if tried to speak
The cow looked at...

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As I walked thru glistening, deep snow
A crow swooped and pecked a strike combo
Upon my shocked and cold nose
I returned snowballs well froze
Downed crows sure...

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I once heard a knock at my door
And there was a crow repeating "No more"
I was so taken aback
I hit him with a rack
And sent...

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Long Long ago so Long ago nobody knows how long ago there lived an 
old widow by the side of a jungle. Since nobody is...

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Loud raucous laughter
From rowdy crows overhead
I missed the punch line...

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I’d like to discuss the manners of crow,
That dine on the roads where cars come and go.

They peck at road kill without forks or knives,
But...

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