Croc Poems - Poems about Croc

... “Times have passed cheques (checks) are surpassed We now have online banking. In my day if they didn’t wanna pay, all you heard was The last line of this poem” ......Read the rest...

...She will never fall out of love with her crocodile He followed her home from the River Nile The old folks home won’t take this wench. So she and her crock sit outside on a bench. Does she need ......Read the rest...

...The opossum had an enormously surprised look on his face. What did he see? A mouse? A croc? A snake? Guessed Grace. We did not get to find out, for he screamed and ran outside. Dove into a bramble......Read the rest...

...The magnet web beneath my feet with predefined knowledge of this purgatory. The king who is a glabrous mole says to me grab the phone it's for you. As I lunge it is in my hand placed near my ear to ......Read the rest...

...in the Everglades there are dangers galore alligators, crocs, rattlesnakes, and many more…. a cottonmouth aka water moccasin would scare me back to my car could be bitten by a brown recluse, looki......Read the rest...

...As the garden grows… This one is For Sythia Rose may not agree She’s the one who seems to think That “Everything’s for me!” Their beauty is so petty T......Read the rest...

...There’s a panda tap dancing in hobnails There’s an octopus mixing up cocktails A bush kangaroo Blows on a kazoo While the band are all tadpoles or pond-snails A gorilla is dancing the tango W......Read the rest...

... Arkham Asylum has turned devilish, With Joker inside, Batman has to hide, Riots led by Dr. Charles Cavendish; Adams, a hostage, Two-Face - mind wastage, Mr. Freeze and Mad Ha......Read the rest...

...A goldfish has a memory of three seconds Very much like senior citizens I'd say They're often seen aimlessly walking the streets Wearing their wife's negligee A sneeze has been recorded......Read the rest...

...I have a new pet, but I keep him hidden. I know my mother would not like Mr. Pidden. His teeth are enormous, his scales are all green. Luckily, he does not care if he is ever seen. What is he? ......Read the rest...

...Be a blessing to us and stop writing such trash With hypocritical flair making our teeth gnash, All your talk of being so close to the good Lord Falls flat when you slice fellow poet......Read the rest...

...Split pickle, sliced pickle, crisp pickle, knife All in the jar planning the night of their life Paul pokes a pinky in, eyeing his snack, But this time the gherkins decide to fight back They ......Read the rest...

...Crocodiles now found on beaches ~ Pack 'Croc-Repellant' is what this teaches......Read the rest...

...He was in large life a force of nature and in barbed death a martyr to the cause. Leaping madly on some croc or gator wrestling its mighty ancient tail and jaws. A call to action for all ......Read the rest...

...Silver princess was a regular maid from the valley By day, a woman who was unassuming and kind By night she was a super hero, storming the alley Looking for thugs and rapists with an evil mind ......Read the rest...