Crappier Haiku
..."crappier haiku"
contemplating
bird nest soup
tastes like spit...
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Categories:
crappier, nonsense,
Form: Haiku
Let's Do This
...I'm afraid to shower
Cuz then my insides will be crappier
Maybe I'm meant to see it
Perhaps that's as it should be
My impulse, so narcissistic
My worries, for the most basic
My memories, o...
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Categories:
crappier, pain,
Form: Free verse
Words
...Words can mend or break a heart
They do hurt and tear us all apart
I am sick of mean and rude people
They don't seem to care...cruel fool…
Words can mend or break a heart
They injure the soul ...
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Categories:
crappier, angst, betrayal, deep, emotions,
Form: Rhyme
The Worse Pain Balls Or Birth
...I’m led on the floor
and it is a bore
I look at the dust
I look at the door
flimmin’ sciatica
soars again
never felt crappier
hoarding pain
Try giving birth
women are thinking,
I can...
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Categories:
crappier, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Even Crappier
...Some days are happy, some days are happier
At times they're crappy, some days even crappier
But through all this mess
If us guys wear a dress
Confuses the hell outta those causing this di...
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Categories:
crappier, life,
Form: Limerick