The Potters
...Thanks to the potters of chop city
for kneading us a keyhole peek
into a new green world dis-order.
Where all colors of the rainbow are represented
except for blue and the color of common sense....
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Categories:
crappers, grief,
Form: Free verse
Governor Pritzker Gives a Crap
...Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers
for the purpose of not paying taxes
but when his belly gurgled
alleyways filled with his turds
a homeless gal just sat back and laughed...
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Categories:
crappers, corruption, homework, people, pollution,
Form: Limerick
The Crapperless Mansion
...Pritzker stripped crappers from his mansion
to avoid paying property taxes
while people are locked down
he's out painting chi town
the blue collar man will pick up his tab...
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Categories:
crappers, chicago, corruption,
Form: Limerick
Chicago Is Like a Box of Alcoholics- a Gumperick
...Chicago's like a box of alcoholics
you always know what your gonna git
gang bangers and amateur rappers
pick pockets and sidewalk crappers
trolls guzzling homebrew under a bridge...
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Categories:
crappers, chicago, corruption,
Form: Limerick
Wasted
...A fish-loving gent from North Tappers
Ate every day at least five red snappers.
Morning, noon, and night
He delighted in every bite.
And wore out his home’s two crappers....
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Categories:
crappers, humorous,
Form: Limerick