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Crappers Poems - Poems about Crappers


Premium Member The Potters
...Thanks to the potters of chop city for kneading us a keyhole peek into a new green world dis-order. Where all colors of the rainbow are represented except for blue and the color of common sense.......

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Categories: crappers, grief,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Governor Pritzker Gives a Crap
...Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers for the purpose of not paying taxes but when his belly gurgled alleyways filled with his turds a homeless gal just sat back and laughed......

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Categories: crappers, corruption, homework, people, pollution,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member The Crapperless Mansion
...Pritzker stripped crappers from his mansion to avoid paying property taxes while people are locked down he's out painting chi town the blue collar man will pick up his tab......

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Categories: crappers, chicago, corruption,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chicago Is Like a Box of Alcoholics- a Gumperick
...Chicago's like a box of alcoholics you always know what your gonna git gang bangers and amateur rappers pick pockets and sidewalk crappers trolls guzzling homebrew under a bridge......

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Categories: crappers, chicago, corruption,
Form: Limerick
Wasted
...A fish-loving gent from North Tappers Ate every day at least five red snappers. Morning, noon, and night He delighted in every bite. And wore out his home’s two crappers.......

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Categories: crappers, humorous,
Form: Limerick




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