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Crappers Poems - Poems about Crappers

Crappers Poems - Examples of all types of poems about crappers to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for crappers.

Premium Member The Potters
...Thanks to the potters of chop city for kneading us a keyhole peek into a new green world dis-order. Where all colors of the rainbow are represented except for blue and the color of common sense.......Read the rest...
Categories: crappers, grief,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Governor Pritzker Gives a Crap
...Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers for the purpose of not paying taxes but when his belly gurgled alleyways filled with his turds a homeless gal just sat back and laughed......Read the rest...
Categories: crappers, corruption, homework, people, pollution,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Crapperless Mansion
...Pritzker stripped crappers from his mansion to avoid paying property taxes while people are locked down he's out painting chi town the blue collar man will pick up his tab......Read the rest...
Categories: crappers, chicago, corruption,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Chicago Is Like a Box of Alcoholics- a Gumperick
...Chicago's like a box of alcoholics you always know what your gonna git gang bangers and amateur rappers pick pockets and sidewalk crappers trolls guzzling homebrew under a bridge......Read the rest...
Categories: crappers, chicago, corruption,
Form: Limerick
Wasted
...A fish-loving gent from North Tappers Ate every day at least five red snappers. Morning, noon, and night He delighted in every bite. And wore out his home’s two crappers.......Read the rest...
Categories: crappers, humorous,
Form: Limerick




Book: Shattered Sighs