Crappers Poems


Premium MemberThe Potters

Thanks to the potters of chop city
for kneading us a keyhole peek 
into a new green world dis-order.
Where all colors of the rainbow are represented
except for blue and the color of common sense.
A six block funhouse of 
intolerance-
intimidation
rape-
assault-
extortion
murder.
A murder of dregs 
descending on the naïve
and ideologues
where perverts and virgins 
bump and grind like 
dust devils and windchimes
until their weeping cherries popoff the vine..
A Mad land where the grown-ups feed their 
feral children to opportunists.
A never-ending fools food fight
where rainbows collapse into
sidewalk crappers.

Many thanks to the potters of chop city
for showing us how to knead a flower
into skunk weed in less than a month.
Categories: crappers, grief,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberGovernor Pritzker Gives a Crap

Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers 
for the purpose of not paying taxes
but when his belly gurgled 
alleyways filled with his turds
a homeless gal just sat back and laughed
Categories: crappers, corruption, homework, people, pollution,
Form: Limerick


Premium MemberThe Crapperless Mansion

Pritzker stripped crappers from his mansion
to avoid paying property taxes
while people are locked down
he's out painting chi town
the blue collar man will pick up his tab
Categories: crappers, chicago, corruption,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberChicago Is Like a Box of Alcoholics- a Gumperick

Chicago's like a box of alcoholics
you always know what your gonna git
gang bangers and amateur rappers
pick pockets and sidewalk crappers
trolls guzzling homebrew under a bridge
Categories: crappers, chicago, corruption,
Form: Limerick

Wasted

A fish-loving gent from North Tappers
Ate every day at least five red snappers.
Morning, noon, and night
He delighted in every bite.
And wore out his home’s two crappers.
Categories: crappers, humorous,
Form: Limerick


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