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Funny Crab Poems

These Funny Crab poems are examples of Crab poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Crab Funny poems written by international poets.

Sebastian the Red Crab

I met a red crab named Sebastian,
Nice and funny one

Then he gave me flowers a sign of friendship
He says I look likes Ariel the princess...

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Categories: crab, fantasy, imagination, sea, sea,

Mr. Crab and Mr. Anemone

(A hermit crab has just realized that he can barely fit into his shell and the only other 
creature in earshot to hear his cries...

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Categories: crab, animals, children, funny, seame,

Hermit Crab

a squatter or scab,

drags his house, like a shell cab,

that's the hermit crab!...

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Categories: crab, animals, funny, nature,

The Ass and the Crab

An ass keeps crabbing against a crab
   that has just dug a manhole nearby,
      concerned about rumors that...

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Categories: crab, animals, funny, life,

Crab Feast (Nonet)

It runs gracefully across the sand 
Feet leaving prints as it passes 
Gracefully moves its own way 
Delicacy for some 
It’s now on the run...

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Categories: crab, food, funny, imagination, nature,

..And the Crab Will Face-The Bulging Flab!!

Stepping upon yonder SCALE
A weight,230,it means that I did  FAIL
Hunger horrors as one gets OLD
acid indigestion..from the Doritos or so i'm TOLD
Beauty school ...

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Categories: crab, funny,