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Women Cow Poems

These Women Cow poems are examples of Cow poems about Women. These are the best examples of Cow Women poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Where Is That Blasted Farmer
everyone eats
everyone chews
tails are flicking
whoobe whoo woose.

chomp chomp chomp
flick flick flick
barn has lots of women
they like their farmer slick

pull pull pull
our udders are full
where is...

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Categories: cow, farm,



Premium Member He Wont Buy the Cow If the Milk Is Free
Jeannine waited for Harold to make his move 
She wanted a diamond ring, and thought he was in the groove
He said there was no hurry....

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Categories: cow, women,

The Milking Cow
he milking cows


cows originally had small udders after all 
they had milk for a calf and when needed could run very fast
quicker than a man.
They...

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Categories: cow, abuse, best friend, business,

Be a Cow
I should fear, I should hide
I should obey and abide.
I should behave when I'm out,
Masks, hijaabs, drapes and shrouds.

I should read but not write, 
Not...

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Categories: cow, woman, women,


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