Funny Cool Poems

I’m at the net,
Fast hands, quick feet.
I read the game,
I take my stand.

You swing?
I’m there.
You tip?
I’ll block.

I jump high,
Land strong,
In the front,
I belong.

I control the...

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Walked in through those gates, the legends foretold/
valley of death? Try a circus of old/
The baddest dude charged, Timber! Came the call/
He fell like a...

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You laughed too hard in 1996/
Thought I'd trip and stay down for kicks/
But I climbed back up, twice the size/
Now I shred, watch the sparks...

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I'm a Ghetto clown, a fool for the cash/
Juggling dreams while the world does a dash/
If laughter's a crime, then call me a crook/
I'll steal...

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Captain Nemo,

I; Captain Nemo from the silent darkness of the deep search for a rare lost treasure that vanished so very long ago.
Keenly my periscope...

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He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!

Now flashing...

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Up here Inside there at the Center
My Voices quickly Come slap again
They Point it out and Run it down harsh
It Smarts

Voices Voices I got it...

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Put on your lovely swimming suits
Let's go, Let's go to the Belle-Mare
For diving, swimming, water skiing
In the beautiful blue lagoon
Fun time, fun time, It's October!

Put...

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We Live In The Future
By David N. Donihue

You want me more drunk than I’m willing
More bothered than is me

Throwing punches at preachers
post-Xanax spree

Yet we live...

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Wear your odd socks with pride,
No need for them to, in your gumboots hide,
Of funny looks, I don't give a darn,
As I can spin a...

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In my eyes I’ve lived 2 lives within 1 life/
Strutting by live strife and grief like you wouldn’t believe/
It’s how you perceive what’s kept to...

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once an old horse named chester

impressing a nag esther

clumped up a tall tree

until about three

then clumped back down to best her.
...

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Captain America is a cool dude
He's kind and is brave and is never rude
His shield is his good friend
He uses once again
And he is never...

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On a cruise ship in the sea
breaking blue waves peacefully,
yet once we land and I descend
the coral moves and shifts and bends.
Out comes something small...

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The days are now getting much shorter,
Each new day is cooler and cooler.
Winter will be here very soon,
Everyone will be wearing funny sweaters like a...

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