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Funny Cool Poems

These Funny Cool poems are examples of Cool poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cool Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Penitentiary Clowns
The warden's dog steals every snack,  
The inmates plot to get them back.  
A daring heist for honey buns,  
'Til Fluffy wins,...

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Categories: cool, crazy, funny, giggle,



Premium Member Mi Vida Loca
I wake up swinging, fists in the air,  
Wrestling my dreams like they just don’t care.  
Life’s a rodeo, I hold on tight,...

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Categories: character, cool, crazy, deep,

Premium Member Cool Waters
Cool waters casade over myriad
rocks. That serpentine creek which heads to sea
Voice lilts,, its charm draws me in period
Fears enters as I sit under the...

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Categories: cool, funny,

Middle Matters
I’m at the net,
Fast hands, quick feet.
I read the game,
I take my stand.

You swing?
I’m there.
You tip?
I’ll block.

I jump high,
Land strong,
In the front,
I belong.

I control the...

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Categories: cool, courage, devotion, emotions,

Premium Member Legendary Convict
Walked in through those gates, the legends foretold/
valley of death? Try a circus of old/
The baddest dude charged, Timber! Came the call/
He fell like a...

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Categories: character, cool, environment, funny,



Premium Member King of Clowns
You laughed too hard in 1996/
Thought I'd trip and stay down for kicks/
But I climbed back up, twice the size/
Now I shred, watch the sparks...

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Categories: career, cool, funny, guitar,

Premium Member Ghetto Clown
I'm a Ghetto clown, a fool for the cash/
Juggling dreams while the world does a dash/
If laughter's a crime, then call me a crook/
I'll steal...

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Categories: character, cheer up, cool,

Captain Nemo,
Captain Nemo,

I; Captain Nemo from the silent darkness of the deep search for a rare lost treasure that vanished so very long ago.
Keenly my periscope...

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Categories: cool, crazy, fantasy, imagery,

Premium Member Racecar or Kayak - or Both
He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!

Now flashing...

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Categories: cool, funny, kid, sports,

Premium Member Voices Staring at Me
Up here Inside there at the Center
My Voices quickly Come slap again
They Point it out and Run it down harsh
It Smarts

Voices Voices I got it...

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© Alex Corns  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confidence, cool, encouraging, imagery,

The October Bliss
Put on your lovely swimming suits
Let's go, Let's go to the Belle-Mare
For diving, swimming, water skiing
In the beautiful blue lagoon
Fun time, fun time, It's October!

Put...

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Categories: adventure, cheer up, cool,

We Live In the Future
We Live In The Future
By David N. Donihue

You want me more drunk than I’m willing
More bothered than is me

Throwing punches at preachers
post-Xanax spree

Yet we live...

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Categories: adventure, cool, crazy, funny,

Wear Your Odd Socks With Pride
Wear your odd socks with pride,
No need for them to, in your gumboots hide,
Of funny looks, I don't give a darn,
As I can spin a...

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Categories: cool, absence, blessing, celebration, celebrity,

Camo Lambo
In my eyes I’ve lived 2 lives within 1 life/
Strutting by live strife and grief like you wouldn’t believe/
It’s how you perceive what’s kept to...

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© Kyle Gee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: addiction, art, cool, fun,

Premium Member old farmer tale
once an old horse named chester

impressing a nag esther

clumped up a tall tree

until about three

then clumped back down to best her.
...

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Categories: break up, cool, cute


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