Funny Cool Poems
These Funny Cool poems are examples of Cool poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cool Funny poems written by international poets.
Penitentiary Clowns
The warden's dog steals every snack,
The inmates plot to get them back.
A daring heist for honey buns,
'Til Fluffy wins,...
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cool, crazy, funny, giggle,
Mi Vida LocaI wake up swinging, fists in the air,
Wrestling my dreams like they just don’t care.
Life’s a rodeo, I hold on tight,...
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character, cool, crazy, deep,
Cool WatersCool waters casade over myriad
rocks. That serpentine creek which heads to sea
Voice lilts,, its charm draws me in period
Fears enters as I sit under the...
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cool, funny,
Middle MattersI’m at the net,
Fast hands, quick feet.
I read the game,
I take my stand.
You swing?
I’m there.
You tip?
I’ll block.
I jump high,
Land strong,
In the front,
I belong.
I control the...
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cool, courage, devotion, emotions,
Legendary ConvictWalked in through those gates, the legends foretold/
valley of death? Try a circus of old/
The baddest dude charged, Timber! Came the call/
He fell like a...
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character, cool, environment, funny,
King of ClownsYou laughed too hard in 1996/
Thought I'd trip and stay down for kicks/
But I climbed back up, twice the size/
Now I shred, watch the sparks...
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career, cool, funny, guitar,
Ghetto ClownI'm a Ghetto clown, a fool for the cash/
Juggling dreams while the world does a dash/
If laughter's a crime, then call me a crook/
I'll steal...
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character, cheer up, cool,
Captain Nemo,Captain Nemo,
I; Captain Nemo from the silent darkness of the deep search for a rare lost treasure that vanished so very long ago.
Keenly my periscope...
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cool, crazy, fantasy, imagery,
Racecar or Kayak - or Both
He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!
Now flashing...
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cool, funny, kid, sports,
Voices Staring at MeUp here Inside there at the Center
My Voices quickly Come slap again
They Point it out and Run it down harsh
It Smarts
Voices Voices I got it...
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confidence, cool, encouraging, imagery,
The October BlissPut on your lovely swimming suits
Let's go, Let's go to the Belle-Mare
For diving, swimming, water skiing
In the beautiful blue lagoon
Fun time, fun time, It's October!
Put...
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adventure, cheer up, cool,
We Live In the FutureWe Live In The Future
By David N. Donihue
You want me more drunk than I’m willing
More bothered than is me
Throwing punches at preachers
post-Xanax spree
Yet we live...
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adventure, cool, crazy, funny,
Wear Your Odd Socks With PrideWear your odd socks with pride,
No need for them to, in your gumboots hide,
Of funny looks, I don't give a darn,
As I can spin a...
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cool, absence, blessing, celebration, celebrity,
Camo LamboIn my eyes I’ve lived 2 lives within 1 life/
Strutting by live strife and grief like you wouldn’t believe/
It’s how you perceive what’s kept to...
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addiction, art, cool, fun,
old farmer tale
once an old horse named chester
impressing a nag esther
clumped up a tall tree
until about three
then clumped back down to best her.
...
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Categories:
break up, cool, cute