Funny Confusion Poems

Still stuck up in the page
Where I can't escape
From your words
Deteriorating my worth

Ain't it funny how
I used to make you laugh
Now I cry silently 

Have...

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Why do they say

you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?

The grass is 'always greener...

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AFRICAN POEM BY NWACHUKWU VICTOR 


FACIAL EXPRESSIONS



A picture drawn in your complexion,
Tells alot about your expression,
It hides in your beauty,
And makes it hard to tell...

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is everyone from Barking  Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where...

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I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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The people all gathered they had such hope,
To see magic tricks, I’d shown to the pope.
I jumped and flipped and spun around,
They booed when I...

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I've said it once
And I will say it again
That girls have always been a mystery
They are like buses
That won't come
Then suddenly you get three

They look...

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Why did my head wake up in the hospital?
It’s feeling very funny
Maybe the sky made it fuzzy - or clear?
On it’s own trajectory
Sleep has done...

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Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile 
from a sixty four year old
married...

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When my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
...

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 Haha, must be funny,
How I had substantial dreams for my early 20s,
I believed I would have an excellent life!
With a good job, 
And possibly...

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I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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"I Didn't Know That" 

I didn’t know that 
A Be couldn’t sting
Or that a Bee was not a B.
I’m confused.

I didn’t know that
I should No...

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Manichaeus walked in sunlight with a lamp ~ looking for the moon's light...

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