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Funny Confusion Poems

These Funny Confusion poems are examples of Confusion poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Confusion Funny poems written by international poets.

Fake transformation, 
You can 
Always laugh when you keep 
seeing  some people  
Who take loans 
To transform themselves. 
Imagine taking 
Loans to buy
Hair waves, 

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Categories: confusion, funny, mental illness,

Funny or Clown Who knows
I have been wondering a bit of late

Am I indeed in fact funny


Am I really actually just a clown 

Big shoes to fill

Either way

The joke...

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Categories: confusion,

Waisting my time
Why are you getting tongue tied, 
why are you pushing me to one side, 
starting to feel a sudden divide, 
ignoring my texts how come...

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Categories: betrayal, confusion, deep, farewell,

Premium Member Written Instructions
It's eight o'clock on a monday morning,
I'm wrestling with a tissue box - it a mystery,
the guys who make these must have macabre humour,
no machine,...

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Categories: confidence, confusion, crazy,

Coroner Clerk at Country Corner
I had another 'Robbie' moment yesterday. One of my appointments was in Henagar to inspect the County Coroners truck that hit a deer. Well I...

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Categories: cheer up, confusion, funny,

I have a woman
I have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...

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Categories: confusion, crazy, funny love,

I get nervous when I'm around you
That's why my eyes scan the room 
Even if its just you and me there
Cause I can't just bring...

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Categories: confusion, emotions, funny love,

12 Bosses
[This is dedicated to the twelve people who identify as my bosses.]

I had twelve bosses — soon to be eleven 
They’ll be crunchin numbers in...

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Categories: confusion, funny, power, work,

Premium Member Twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas- we heard not a peep
for our three little kids were in bed fast asleep.
We looked up at each other and...

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Categories: christmas, confusion, funny,

White Noise Blues
(after the novel)

I don’t care about fashion
I just try to keep warm
I’ve heard all about passion
Sounds like a great big storm
I stay out of the...

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Categories: america, anxiety, confusion, fantasy,

Premium Member The Chicken Plucker
Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, confusion, dad, funny,

its funny how words contain stories
call them by the synonym, mysteries

SLAVE also has an antidote: SALVE
where SALE of humans rendered some HALVES
of what Nature's God...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, africa, betrayal, bible, community,

Fallin' To You
Walkin’ with you beside me, shoulders touching
My heart beating as fast as the footsteps that touch the floor
We walk out the doors, fresh air hitting...

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© Ali Ahmed  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, 12th grade, appreciation, emotions,

Premium Member Where Are
Where are
You must be at war
Again with yourself
Poor elf.

How is
Your health?
Is not important
When you’re so sick
So insignificant
Next to the creek
Don’t be a freak
Be wise and...

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Categories: confusion, deep, dream, fantasy, funny

I Still Love You - Christen Kuikoua
How Can you deny the love you feel
When that Special person is Right Next to you
How to pretend you don’t see ?
How to tell her...

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Categories: 10th grade, confusion, devotion,