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Funny Confusion Poems

These Funny Confusion poems are examples of Confusion poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Confusion Funny poems written by international poets.


Will I ever be strong enough
They say I'm so happy, they cry about their stuff
But every word of theirs affects me
Will I ever be strong enough?

I always apologize, even when...

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Categories: 11th grade, betrayal, confusion,



Premium Member Size Seventeen Shoes
As a prank he dressed up in drag
But his cover soon hit a snag
With size seventeen shoes
His tongue loosened with booze
The cat was soon out...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, funny, humor, image,

You and i were friends
Still stuck up in the page
Where I can't escape
From your words
Deteriorating my worth

Ain't it funny how
I used to make you laugh
Now I cry silently 

Have...

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© Abhay Rana  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, anxiety, best friend, betrayal,

Premium Member If When How Where Who And Why?
Why do they say

you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?

The grass is 'always greener...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, crazy, funny, riddle,

Facial expression



AFRICAN POEM BY NWACHUKWU VICTOR 


FACIAL EXPRESSIONS



A picture drawn in your complexion,
Tells alot about your expression,
It hides in your beauty,
And makes it hard to tell...

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Categories: confusion, 1st grade, allusion, beauty,



Premium Member Confused I And Stressed In London
is everyone from Barking  Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: city, confusion,

Premium Member The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2
I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, desire, fantasy, funny

Premium Member Gormless Sue Part two

I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,

Premium Member Skipping Rope
The people all gathered they had such hope,
To see magic tricks, I’d shown to the pope.
I jumped and flipped and spun around,
They booed when I...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, funny, games, magic,

Premium Member Gurls Are Different From Boys
I've said it once
And I will say it again
That girls have always been a mystery
They are like buses
That won't come
Then suddenly you get three

They look...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, beauty, confusion, desire,

Learning when how to close seat then
Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile 
from a sixty four year old
married...

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Categories: confusion, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member My Donkey
When my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, confusion, farewell, food,

Twenties; A Degree with No Job
 Haha, must be funny,
How I had substantial dreams for my early 20s,
I believed I would have an excellent life!
With a good job, 
And possibly...

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Categories: confusion, education, money,

Premium Member Wrong Animal
I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, confusion, funny, horse,

Premium Member I Didn'T Know That
"I Didn't Know That" 

I didn’t know that 
A Be couldn’t sting
Or that a Bee was not a B.
I’m confused.

I didn’t know that
I should No...

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Categories: confusion, funny, language, light,


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