Commode Poems - Poems about Commode

...in church congregate our sins God did consummate new life will be grrreat when I cleaned up ground it will look nice all around being safe and sound my house seems so swell nice not lookin......Read the rest...

...Cobweb of visions It was a clear day, perhaps too lucid mother sat in the kitchen, sunlight made her white hair into a halo I asked how old she was, ninety-two she said I knew I was trapped......Read the rest...

...Cobweb of visions It was a clear day, perhaps too lucid mother sat in the kitchen, sunlight made her white hair into a halo I asked how old she was, ninety-two she said I knew I was trapped......Read the rest...

...What better way to slip out of this world than in one’s sleep? There is no guarantee, of course, it will happen that way with me. Still what harm in hoping? Yet it has benefits, like outsmart......Read the rest...

...Some have said Jan has dung for brains How rude are those who place disdains on her poems in the soup Their words are full of poop Jan sits upon her throne and reigns From porcelain co......Read the rest...

...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......Read the rest...

...It’s snowing! It’s snowing! It’s SNOWING! Fire inside the house was toasty and glowing. But the inhabitants were excited sister kittens. All three were too excited to wait for their mittens. T......Read the rest...

...TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II Quite Con-trary by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" Trumpy, Trumpy, fat, balding and lumpy, how does your Rose Garden grow? “With venom and spleen an......Read the rest...

...Greedy goats were invited to the Wednesday feast; They foraged their dinners ahead of the sly wildebeest. Quenching their thirst with quail juice alamode. A gallimaufry of raindrops stirred within......Read the rest...

...Mark my word... Das führer Donald Trump will return with a vengeance Trump wracked up an impressive $122.00 million war chest accumulating $82.00 million merely proffering impish grin betwee......Read the rest...

...I wrote an Ode to the commode what a relief, what a load. John G. Lawless 5/10/2022......Read the rest...

...heard God would forbid have to close the commode lid this is what we did......Read the rest...

...You're ... You’re the roof that gives shelter, more home than abode, and in times of your absence, known truth’s ‘roof is gone!’ (1) It’s your presence that nurtures my g......Read the rest...

...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......Read the rest...

...She sits upon commode, hold plastic-lined Garbage bin, pale, agonized Prayer, God help me, please Sponsor: Constant LaFrance Thanks for the challenge.. Written: ......Read the rest...