Commode Poems - Poems about Commode

heard God would forbid have to close the commode lid this is what we did...

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Unload Code and Flush Down Commode What we should is take Trump code, And then after it we start to unload; Not any good; Misunderstood; Can completely flush down commode. Jim Horn...

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What if the thorn said, "I'll drink of your blood." When cast on the stem of the rose in the mud? Purpose was set on protection and love, From the gods and the guides in a void up above. Heard it today when the lightning touched earth, With a series of cries like a mother in birth. Feels like knives in...

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Lines Thought At My In-Laws’ Commode -------------------------------------------------- Oh! This, their only-bathroom, is in the kitchen. And this door, an iron door! Allows even the smallest sounds slip—hiss fiss siss Hahaha…! And it has a wide, an-inch’s-gap below. 'Their new, darling son-in-law, They count my talks and measure my steps.' Ah! My heart is beating badly And my mind’s nerves mayn’t burst. And if I am...

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I will always think of you when a belly is full, and your always there for me with your buddy the roll. With one pull of a handle or a push of a button, you discard a dinner no matter how rotten,your sacrifice to man...

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One morning Dee woke to find the most unusual toad Perched o’er the water line in the “bowels” of her commode She put on gloves and sought to catch the elusive creature But no matter how hard Dee tried, she just couldn’t reach her So to the local newspaper, Dee wrote for assistance A letter to the editor described Dee’s...

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