Collywobbles Poems | Examples


Premium Membercollywobbles

She had never had collywobbles like this before
Waiting for her birth mother to come in the door
Hoping for a happily and forever ever more
But she got stood up like when she was four
Categories: collywobbles, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Monorhyme

Bunkum

Baloney, bumfuzzle, fiddledeedee
Taradiddle, gardyloo, snickersnee
Gobbledygook, gardyloo, tickle me,
Hullabaloo, cattywampus hogwash hoo-ha
Claptrap, collywobbles ballyhoo brouhaha!



~A Brian Strand 4 or 5 line contest.
Categories: collywobbles, funny,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberHoodwinked

I Write-
poems      for brouhaha contests-
perhaps of love
or nature or some gobbledygook interesting

but, I am left gobsmacks and dumbfounded 
'cause I took one point blank and sharp
to the heart . . . 
like-   I spent hours writing that la-di-da poem
and now I am left in a puddle-  of sad

what bamboozles was that theme-  I was hoodwinked
oh collywobbles !  I am befuddled and baffled
and making a kerfuffle is like    useless

So Looking-
for a      new contest that confuses-
that will bemuse, perplex, mystify and baffle me
perhaps rhyme
or free verse or some other form puzzle to play with
where I know I will be left in a puddle-  unhinged

                            and totally-   happy . . . .

_______________________________
November 3, 2018


Poetry/Free Verse/Hoodwinked
Copyright Protected, ID 11-1082-446-03
All Rights Reserved, 2018, Constance La France
Categories: collywobbles, fun,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberCollywobbles

My skin prickles, hair on my arm
flag-raised.
Quite peculiar, actually, someone
or something, is watching me.

I recalculate my senses, dusting off
pre-conceived notions of paranoia.

Across the room, a dull thud garners
my attention. Searching, I discover a
doorstop has simply tipped over, quite
impossible, I conjecture!

I pick it up and feel a distinct burning!
it's hot to the touch!

Dropping the fiery doorstop, I hear an 
otherwordly chuckle emanate from
somewhere above me, reloading my
sense of apprehension.

Not to be ill-prepared, I crouch in a 
defensive position, peering this way and
that, ready to defend who knows what.

 I turn to evacuate the premises,
and come face to face with a grinning
 disembodied head!

Punching my way through the 
phosphorous face,
 I escape!

Wakening
From
My
Dream



02/15/14
© All Rights Reserved
Categories: collywobbles, fear,
Form: Lyric
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