Colloquialisms Poems - Poems about Colloquialisms

Ain't An Ornery Yahoo Old widow lady of ninety-two Lives by herself with nothing else to do Except sit in her chair next to the window And stare out for hours with dreams of her past woe I reckon she ain't ornery yahoo With a few bricks short of a load Doing nothing but fuss and talk for...

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Poor Humpty Dumpty was a numpty when he fell off the garden wall His poor old ma went bananas, told me to buzz off when I call Guess I better sit on the shelf otherwise I’ll go completely nuts I ain’t gonna take no stick from that mangy old bunch of mutts I’ll get myself a fix of chocolate...

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Writing for contests, is often a crapshoot! Some may be teasers, and others no brainers. Results often open a new can of worms, though sponsors with backbones, will stick to their guns! Plagued by the screams of dissatisfied rhymers whose dreams of a win may have gone up in smoke! But a poet's class act, is to take it in...

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Well shut my mouth you honey bee, y’all come round for gab an tea At end of day, when all’s bout done, lain in the hay we’ll have some fun Gurt deep we’ll think and spin a pun, shake a leg, you son of a gun Well I’ll be damned to hell and back, now you’ve got me on the rack Your...

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my friend really thought Gandhi's first name was Goosey thick as two short planks (For contest 'Colloquialisms', sponsored by Laura Leiser) July 2nd 2015...

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Was a cold winter night log fire was lit, sending pictures around the walls. They sat together on a fur rug two happy individuals. She smiled at him, thinking how romantic, warmth from the fire making her cheeks glow. They kissed, loving levels were reaching high. she opened her eyes, that's when she saw. Laughter bubbled up exploding making her eyes water somewhat. She had...

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