Codpiece Poems - Poems about Codpiece

...Over the toll bridge realm to realm the Prince of Eden and Epsom landed Birkdale, to seek sweet raptures of my limerence in she possessed of its Unholy Grail. In the virgin waters of Poi......Read the rest...

...Steve: This sounds like the traditional Hindu caste system. I get it; all that Kama Sutra stuff. John: You mean Kama Sutra IPA? It’s a local brew. Not bad. Steve: Douche bag say wha? John: W......Read the rest...

...Faint mysterious humour was just a facial rumour, although you knew she meant business when you were with her; I was carried under my master's arm for ten years, when I was finished, nothing was a......Read the rest...

...Part 9 there is a wraith with an hourglass dancing quietly in my shadow he's gone when I look but I can hear him do a shuffle step on the ice his inside out umbrella more than a fashion statem......Read the rest...

...Soiree We Are “odd.” Invite us, And we will come To your grand soiree And mingle with your friends, Speaking our uncensored minds The nicey-nice types always......Read the rest...

...Pene Grande (what I learned from the web today) When you talk about mummies, Pene Grande Would best be discussed when the kids were away He was a mummy famed in his life For having (well something t......Read the rest...