Funny Cinquain Poems | Examples

These Funny Cinquain poems are examples of Cinquain poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cinquain Funny poems written by international poets.


Valentines Day

Sweetheart
no gifts needed
no tech, just our presences 
laughter, games, fun, and pleasure too
romance.


Premium Memberloving puppy

puppy
funny happy
running leaping piling
he’s wonderfully loving
puppy
dog

Premium MemberTaylor Swift She Is Not

Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show

Unless you on the side streets of cali
among peepers and creepers
then ticket sales of two are no crime
if you over and above nineteen
invite the crowds to see the obscene

When the show is over and done
make sure the phones delete
the evidence of sins and desperate crumbs
if you have no voice
there is no musical lyric to rejoice

Premium MemberRetribution Is Not My Dog

Retribution is not my dog

No bone- no contrition

just another child

who does not listen

nor pay attention.

 

Karma please let um slide

i really ain't mad ...

life has beat um down enough

please Karma let um slide.

Karma, excuse my soft heart.

 

Retribution ain't always worth

the worry that it causes.

Forgive my spiteful child.

May a mother's mind intercede?

Spare them the painful warts.

 

I love them enough to ask this of you

when they hurt i hurt too,

there is no win, win situation.

Just more reaping of the whirl wind

 

Let that negativity

that they have set in motion

be tossed into the mighty sea.

Let the salt of forgiveness wash,

and toss away their lies and thievery.

 

Karma please, on my knees

I pray forgive them all.

Spare all who have trust-passed

against my good-kind deeds.

Because I love them anyway.

and "retribution is not my dog"

Efficiency

Desk top
Chaos, clutter
Shredder coughs and sputters
No deadlines, no pressure, no work
Clean slate


Fuuny Cat Poem For Kids

Here kitty kitty,
let's play hide and seek.
Hey, kitty?
Oh, you are asleep.

Come kitty, 
give me a hug.
Where are you, kitty?
Oh, you are taking a nap.

Good night my kitty.
Now, you are up?
Listen my kitty,
Don't be such a cat.
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Premium MemberOut of Control

Sweat Pants
Elastic waist
Big Mac upon my plate
Juicy burger, fries~bite me guys
Up size

Discovery

Finger 
of hungry child 
finds unsavoury fare 
in mysterious crevice of 
nostril.

Sister

Love
Stubborn, funny
Hugging, laughing, fighting
You can run. But you can't hide. 
Bond

Up and Down We Go

Travel
Does not change theme
Up and down, we go far
Coming back from where we began
Need Map


©Holly P. Moore
   December 2012

World News

World News 

Obama won the election 
With great elation 
Yet the headlines in 
Norwegian newspapers were 
About cheese importation

Love

Love
Beautiful, smart
Caring, hugging, kissing
You meant so and so much
Angel

Love
Warm, sweat
Interesting, binding, destroying
What a powerful it is!
Emperor

Love
Cool, big
Destroying, carrying, taking
Everything and anybody can not face its impact
Disaster

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Samsara

Samsara
Endless, pointless 
Boring, joying, funny 
All beings struggling to escape from this realm 
Hell!

My Pie

My pie
                                                  May I ask why
                                            I opened wide my eye
                                    Thought I'd never see a hole in
                                                        My pie

Ability To Read Music

ABILITY  TO   READ   MUSIC



Not  me 

Maybe Mozart. 
 
Just cannot understand.. . . .  
 
Tadpoles  on  telephone cables  : 

Is  all.


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