Funny Cinquain Poems | Examples

These Funny Cinquain poems are examples of Cinquain poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cinquain Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Memberloving puppy

puppy
funny happy
running leaping piling
he’s wonderfully loving
puppy
dog


Premium MemberTaylor Swift She Is Not

Rants do not make great songs
Rosanne Barr I am sorry to say
not so great in a thong
when you sell no tickets
you have no show

Unless you on the side streets of cali
among peepers and creepers
then ticket sales of two are no crime
if you over and above nineteen
invite the crowds to see the obscene

When the show is over and done
make sure the phones delete
the evidence of sins and desperate crumbs
if you have no voice
there is no musical lyric to rejoice

Premium MemberOut of Control

Sweat Pants Elastic waist Big Mac upon my plate Juicy burger, fries~bite me guys Up size

Premium MemberAliens (6 Cinquain)

ALIENS (six Cinquain)

“creatures!
another world?
just think how far it is
beyond the blue    and heaven too
ALIENS!”


“lizards!”
“yes    with rough scales
and with bulging eyeballs
that can see right through a human
REPTILES!”


“safety?
are we all safe?
are these reptiles friendly?”
"some say their long tongues spit poison.
DEADLY!”


“defense!
can they be killed?
how large are these lizards?”
“about the size of a frisbee.”
“ALERT!”


“asking.
have you seen one?”
“yes    I saw one last night
flying – a colorful saucer.”
“ALAS!”


“truly.”
“the myths are true?”
“yes    they are among us.
you’d better check your basement.”
“HORRORS!”

Premium MemberSequence-Prosody

short-long
iamb song,or
long-short trochaic,taut,
spondaic long,with syllables
slow-slow-
mono
di,tri,tetra
penta,hexa,hepta
octa,which choice numbers for my
metre?
dactyl
and anapestic
with syllables three-
this poetry's a stress to far..
for me !


Premium MemberMy Bed's Just Here For the Cat

Fatcat,
Hairy nuisance
Sprawling over bedsheets
Crowding limited sleepspace with
Blubber.

Premium MemberMen Run

Dead skunk
Permeating
Odor goes to high heaven
Downed by car, filled with men
Men run

Premium MemberFirst Date

Teenage
anguish abates,
melancholia lifts-
anticipation erupts in
perfume.

Premium MemberDilemma

on an
old orchard wall
russets ready to fall-
deep pockets bulge with illegal
harvest

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