Diet Or Die
...DIET OR DIE
Where have all the cookies gone
Long time passing
Where has all the candy gone
Some time ago
Where has all the cheesecakes gone
Fat girls have eaten every one
When will they ever...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, addiction, beauty, body, candy,
Form: Other
Getting My Just Desserts
...Getting high on chocolate dreams
Soft meringues and coffee creams
Hypnotized by lemon pies
Velvet cakes makes me shake
With hopes of having belly aches
From cookies as a sinful prize
Browni...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, dream, food, money,
Form: Rhyme
Diary
...Your diary is filled with dates of meetings and functions that you have to attend; graduation ceremony and wine tasting events and meeting with the press secretary.
I wasn’t sure if your assistan...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, business, confidence, courage, destiny,
Form: Narrative
Daiya Vegan Non Dairy Cheesecake Oh Yum
...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!
Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
nevertheless felt rightly triangulated
flashed mo...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, addiction, appreciation, birthday, cool,
Form: Rhyme
Daiya Vegan Non Dairy Cheesecake Oh Yum
...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!
Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruing his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
disheveled and unshaven,
whereby gray stubble encrus...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, addiction, anxiety, appreciation, atheist,
Form: Rhyme
Chipotle Chili Champs
...Chipotle Chili Challenge champions cheerfully choose chocolate chai cheesecakes
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October 5, 2019
Written for FFI Blog Series 19 - Tautogram
Brian Strand...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, celebrity, chocolate, food,
Form: Tautogram
Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, and Brie
...Acapella, Abbot’s gold, cheese made so big and bright and bold.
Pepper-jack, limburger, cheese on your pie. Why, oh, why, cook, why?
Mozzarella, Elberton Blue, cheese so tasty for me and you.
Ched...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, 10th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
A Big Party At the Lake
...Dug and Blake wanted to bake
For a party at the lake
They decided to make-
Cheesecake and cupcakes
A large order to fill with-
no mistakes
It was a big order to undertake
Blake made large qu...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, fish, food,
Form: Rhyme
Waiting In the Doctor's Office
...I was at one thirty once,
Now I am at two fifteen,
Time has moved incrementally,
Like my weight and BMI,
Crept up gradually, in small bites,
Of cheesecakes and raspberries,
And sips of mellow l...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, age, allegory, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
"mississippi Mud/Flood"
...My desserts not by special rules
The cause of many mouths of drools
My special pie is a` La Mode
Makes finicky taste buds explode
Now my Mississippi mud
Why, it brings a mosaic flood
T...
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Categories:
cheesecakes, funnyme,
Form: Couplet