Funny Cheeky Poems

" You're a twit-ta-woo! "
The cheeky owl criticized.
" You are one too-hoo! "


Written 15th October 2021
For the Owl Haiku Contest
Sponsor Robert James Liguori...

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Pretty simple-minded girls are a funny breed.
They say that slippery boys take them for sport
While it’s them that chase the fleetings of greed;
They evade being...

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I am a cheeky monkey
Funny face 
And long arms
To swing from tree to tree
Looking for tasty leaves
And maybe
A banana for my tea.

I live here in...

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There must be more to life than this,
I heard a hamster squeak.
All I do is sit around
With food stuffed in my cheeks.
I’m fed up with...

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