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Cheapo Poems - Poems about Cheapo


Premium Member Bookstore, Musty Galore
...Bookstore, Musty Galore Allen's Old Gold Discover, SecondStory Pages of Glory, Kelmscott Shelves Soar & Hover, 1st Editions Scarce Recovery, Fore Edge Paintings Lover, However It's Cheapo Paper......

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Categories: cheapo, books, desire, fun, hair,
Form: Rhyme
Check Out the Checkout
...CHECK OUT THE CHECKOUT (Two checkout girls having a tete-a-tete as customers pass through with their groceries) Beep….That’s $35:67. Do you collect the elephant tokens? Cash or charge?......

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Categories: cheapo, funny, me, night, me,
Form: Dramatic Verse



The Itch
...I've a growing b-tch of a persistent itch plaguing a part down under in a well-hidden spot sweaty and hot tearing my sanity asunder I long for a table legs sturdy and stable for a really q......

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Categories: cheapo, funny
Form: Rhyme
Eye Remembered Juan Valdez
...Eye remembered Juan Valdez The price of coffee has inflated along with all the rest of beans and things. There is a place called Starbucks and that is how many ewe should have of the things t......

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Categories: cheapo, imagination, life, nostalgia, parody,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things