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Funny Chastushka Poems

These Funny Chastushka poems are examples of Chastushka poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Chastushka Funny poems written by international poets.


In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
 must live cloistered and booed...

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Categories: allegory, allusion, funny, humor,

Premium Member Theatre Temporarily Closed

Santa and Frosty went to the playhouse
A Disney movie with candy, popcorn
A small squeaky between the sits, a mouse
Theater closed, they stood outside forlorn


Christmas Chastushka...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas, funny,

Premium Member 2021 A New Year

2020 drove me to disappear,
2021 is almost here.                 ...

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Categories: drink, holiday, humorous, new

Premium Member The Tainted Christmas Tree

We went to get a Christmas tree
We got it in its stand
During the night I sensed
The horrid scent of pee did land  

I thought...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Debit Card Folly
Jingle bells my sleigh ride’s broke 
Gaudy gifts for “ice cool” folk 
Diamond pay card season blind
Misspent flurry on mankind!

Date posted : 18 th December...

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Categories: christmas, color, creation, cute,

Premium Member A Big Mistake

This year, everyone is taking turns in the loo
Since Aunt Judy used Ex-lax in the fruitcake
She didn't know she’d create so much poo
Nor cause us...

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Categories: chocolate, christmas, food, funny,

Life in Arizona - Never Ending Story
Packrat Hell
Life choices
What to do? 
          Shoot ‘em

Desert Heat
Life choices
What to do?

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© Miss Sassy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: environment, funny, life,

My Chastushka
The dishes pile in the sink
proof of my good meal
I chopped and stirred and now I think
you wash, yes, that's my deal


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Categories: food, funny, home, work,

Shingles, if you have not had it do not wish it
On your worst enemy. Two nights of agony I rang 
My doctor, he lives nearby,...

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Categories: funny,

The winner
Funny how in nature’s race
In every open earthy place
The one that has the fastest speed
Is that pesky little weed

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Categories: growth, nature, spring,

Premium Member Words From a Dandelion
I saw your other flowers sprout,

so bringing charm, I put down roots.

but hating me, you yanked me out.

You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Insomnia
I've tossed and turned, I need my sleep!

A glass of milk, might hold the charm

I take a pill, I count the sheep

Twelve flocks go by,...

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Categories: funny, sleep,

My dog gets in positions,
That make me shake my head.
If I tried such positions,
I surely would be dead.

Written by Brenda Meier-Hans 

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Categories: animal, crazy, dog, funny,

free cee MR FINE TO FIVE
Damn, i'm condemned to live in a world where 
animals talk in advertisements i can't bear
and scantily clad wome, sexy as they can be
try to...

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Categories: angst,


Byron died at thirty six
Prolific poet’s work was done
Lucky I am still alive
I had no time ‘til fifty one.

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Categories: funny, history, on writing