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Funny Chapter Poems

These Funny Chapter poems are examples of Chapter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Chapter Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and Julius
Date   November  2019

Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything 
Out  of place. He wanted the...

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Categories: chapter, absence, allusion, funny love,



Premium Member Chapter 2 -- Damian Hakim: Ten Years Old Damian--Year 2011
Carter Hakim's family grew by two.
10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday 
Early morning October 2011. His
6 years-old sister Manisha,  5 years-old 
Franky-Joe and...

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Categories: chapter, birth, confidence, devotion, funny

I'M Feeling It Chapter 1: Unneeded Greed
I feel numb beneath this skin…
This skin from deep within…
I’m thin and then…
I’m fat with loath again…
Greed I feed on
Envy and so on…
I’m a shining...

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Categories: chapter, anger, angst, anxiety, change,

Green Chapter One
As Olive Spectrum lay on the floor at Club Envy with her lungs burning and filling up with blood from being shot by an unknown...

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Categories: chapter, black african american, crush,

The Narrow Squeak 2nd Show Chapter Eight
THE NARROW SQUEAK 2ND SHOW CHAPTER EIGHT 

The problem is that....... 
Concrete is hard stuff! 
I am not disputing that fact 
Sleep is tough! 

Still,...

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Categories: chapter, funny, day, life,



The Narrow Squeak 2nd Show Chapter Seven
This is hard............ 
I cannot take the load 
I know! 
What about a road? 
The M25? 
The biggest carpark alive! 

A race track! 
Cops on...

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Categories: chapter, funny, blue, me,

The Narrow Squeak 2nd Show Chapter Six
What next? You may ask? 
My next task? 
I have done deep underground....... 
Sharks I have found... 
Ice and snow 
All for the show! 

I...

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Categories: chapter, funny, me,

The Narrow Squeak 2nd Show Chapter Five
Chapter five 
I am still alive! 
The 2nd show! 
I made it through the ice and snow 

Now, I am thinking..... 
Hot or cold? 
I...

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Categories: chapter, funny,

The Narrow Squeak 2nd Show Chapter Eour
Well, I survived... 
That stretchy thing! 
Time to pause.... 
Have a bite to eat, 
bed for the night 
A good sleep, 
is a real treat!...

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Categories: chapter, funny, me,

The Narrow Squeak 2nd Show Chapter Three
Lots of calculation...... 
goes into the jump 
x=y+5 x e=mc2 
To stop you ending in a lump! 

That's what I am told........... 
It's on the...

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Categories: chapter, funny,

The Narrow Squeak 2nd Show Chapter Two
I was on the beach............. 
Thought I would take a little swim..... 
Off I went! 
Diving deep........ 
When I saw a triangular fin! 

Dolphins ?...

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Categories: chapter, funny,

The Narrow Squeak Show Chapter 8
The final challenge 
The grand finale ,so to speak 
The one they have all been waiting for! 
All week! 
Massive detonation! 
Instant gratification! 

I was...

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Categories: chapter, funny, time, me, stars,

The Narrow Squeak Show Chapter 7
Ah! lucky verse seven! 
This time i will go to heaven! 
My bullet charm is flawed 
It's missing a "T" 
Could be a sign of...

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Categories: chapter, funny,

The Narrow Squeak Show Chapter 6
That goldfish bowl......... 
Wedged on my head, 
did nothing instead 
Just left an almighty hole, 
where I dropped,like a piece of lead 
(Not a piece...

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Categories: chapter, funny, red, space,

The Narrow Squeak Show Chapter 5
Now,where was I? 
Oh yes! 
Safely strapped inside......... 
Lets see this baby fly 

This gravity is a tricky thing........... 
Very heavy stuff 
I feel so...

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Categories: chapter, funny, me,


Book: Shattered Sighs