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Funny Carpe Diem Poems

These Funny Carpe Diem poems are examples of Carpe Diem poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Carpe Diem Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Carpe Diem
Lovers gather, yelling "carpe diem"
Lovers kiss, living with totem
Lovers fall, counting walls
Lovers forget, crushing falls.

Love birds chirping as one
Under a tree skipping one by one

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member A Visit From Karma
Life has a funny way of smacking you,
not that I'm laughing,
at the sting of redness, 
left on my other cheek.

It is said that karma is,

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Categories: change, conflict, giggle, life,

My Favorite Song -Always Look On the Bright Side
It's a wonder how we get through life's start
  with tears flowing from the first depart
but still we take that breath and bravely forge...

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© Dm Babbit  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cry, fun, humor, silly,

Ask the Magic Eight Ball

Tell me the truth
Ask again. They say
Time travels full speed ahead.
I’m in love with the girl across the street.

Perhaps, try again....

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© Lyon Brave  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, best friend, boyfriend,

Paris Forever
choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin

your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him

here with me
Paris forever

us - bread and wine
us -...

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Categories: addiction, adventure, america, desire,


Batman is alone in the rain
Sits on a swing
Moving to and thro reflecting upon life
Why he has to be different
A mask which covers his...

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Categories: anti bullying, art, beauty,

Premium Member Rats and Politicians
Lower you say? No way!!!!!!
Sewer rats fare better
Politicians are the bottom
Of this poetic society

Yet for all their failings
We are protected
We are spoiled
Laziness is our new...

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Categories: funny, hilarious,

Killer Imagination
Killer Imagination.

As I travel back into my mind once again...

Killer Imagination strikes once again.

A feeling of myself becoming color-blind.
Seeing black walls painted down white halls.

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Categories: betrayal, farewell, space,

Meeting the Soupers
Have I got clean socks on?

I really must be sure

I wouldn't want my souping buds

To smell the green manure

That pile I trod in earlier

It really...

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© Janet Hay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: addiction, farm, funny, giggle,

How To Stop Swift and Stealthy Time That Brings Death
How to stop swift and stealthy time that brings death?
Must we think only of victories, not defeats
and deny that all we posses will be lost...

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Categories: death, history, life, philosophy,

Your  love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of 
it as it shows so carry...

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© Sam Ruby  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, art, beautiful, beauty,

If its money I got its money ill keep.
If its money I have its money ill weep.
If its love that I give its love ill...

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© Sam Ruby  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, angel, angst, art,

Strenght For the Journey
I asked for strength for the journey
But its in the journey I find the strength
I hear lost souls cry out
These are more than just words...

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Categories: dedication, faith, funeral, funny,

Carpe Diem, My Computer
Computer, don’t crash-I’m not a nerd, you know--
And should you die and bid my joy adieu, don’t play with Trojan horses
Or zip spy ware and...

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Categories: computer-internet, funny, recovery from...,

Carpe Diem
Seize the day, That’s what they say;
But how do I even start;
I spend my day, wasting away;
I don’t even use my heart;

How can I seize...

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Categories: funny