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Retirement Burlesque Poems

These Retirement Burlesque poems are examples of Burlesque poems about Retirement. These are the best examples of Burlesque Retirement poems written by international poets.


Swine Rush

Little piggies in a hurry,
gotta run and catch that muddy dollar
As me rat race cheese-off,
peddling asphalt fumes of a 401k Harley

Punch-the-clock tired worker bees
drone alone...

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Categories: allegory, humorous, jobs, parody,



Over the Age of Fifty This One Is For You
Those damn old people with their applesauce, and need for retirement
I giggle at the sizes adult diapers come in,
They haven't worked hard enough for me...

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Categories: funny, political, giggle,


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