My lifelong Love took off her mask
And much to my surprise
I didn't see what I expected
'Neath her pandemic disguise
Young and fair she was last March
Auburn tresses rich and thick
But when she unmasked this past week
Her hair was limp, her features sick
Concealing my disappointment
I summoned up my sensitivity
My dear, I said, Are you feeling well
In my voice, no hint of negativity
Yes, my darling, she nearly shouted
I'm happy as happy can be, for
From my biggest bugaboos in life --
Hair care and make-up ---
My mask has set me free!
Okay here's a quiz, “what rhymes with bugaboos”
Well, time's up... no, it isn't a town in Timbuktu
To the back of the class
Bong, your time has passed
When you sneeze and put stuff all over your shoe