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In Liz the Brits Truss
And she won after great deal of fuss, The son not of the soil missed the bus Never once meant for him— The truth ever so grim, For, in Liz Tory Brits perhaps Truss! __________________________________ Happenings | 04.09.2022 | Limerick...

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Categories: brits, humor,
Form: Limerick
Why Not To Bomb the Brits If It Interferes With Their Tea
Of Tetley's and V-2's (or, “Why Not to Bomb the Brits if it Interferes with their Tea”) by Michael R. Burch The English are very hospitable, but tea-less, alas, they grow pitiable ... or pitiless, rather, and quite in a lather! O bother, they're more than formidable! Keywords/Tags: limerick, light poetry, light verse, nonsense verse, humor, humorous, England, English, Tetley, tea, milk, crumpets,...

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Categories: brits, courage, england, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Of Tetley's and V-2's
Of Tetley’s and V-2's (or, “Why Not to Bomb the Brits”) by Michael R. Burch The English are very hospitable, but tea-less, alas, they grow pitiable ... or pitiless, rather, and quite in a lather! O bother, they're more than formidable....

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Categories: brits, england,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Best of the Brits
His name is David Gandy to me he is "Eye Candy" with sparkling blue eyes and muscular thighs In dreams, he comes in handy.... Hand E*E*E*E*E*E*E*E Mr G A N D Y !!!! Eileen Bought a HELLO magazine on my trip back to Lebanon and there was a full page of Mr Gandy in his swimsuit....water...

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Categories: brits, beautiful, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Why the Brits Lost the Revolution!
The skirmish at Bunker Hill almost became a British scandal, Since the Yanks gave the Brits almost more than they could handle! General Howe expected the Yanks to toss their muskets and flee, But the Yankee rabble fought to keep the colonists free! Things looked mighty bleak during the winter at Valley Forge, Where the ragtag troops regrouped to nettle...

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Categories: brits, funnywinter, winter,
Form: Rhyme




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