On the morning after
a turkey-dining day,
‘leftovers for breakfast'
is a bit of okay.
A dish or a sammich,
whatever you feel like;
Throw in all the fixin's:
A great morning meal, like.
Categories:
brekky, boxing day , christmas, food,
Form: Rhyme
The bakers brekky, was quite the tasty meal.
Eggs, crumpets, and tea plus butter was ideal.
Porridge when it’s brisky,
Cider quaffed so frisky,
Likes his crumpet crispy; brekky glut with zeal.
(And his gut he surely feeled.)
Categories:
brekky, food, funny, giggle, happiness,
Form: Limerick
Swinging Goat
Goat a swinging in the thunderbox, (outside toilet)
in the dunny like a bagged ox,
Kids come home from the flics ol mate, (movies)
Bowels ready to operate,
Jerk open door, what a shock!
Ghost a lurching, creaking, bloody what!
Smell is just so bitter sour,
pants aint filled with sweetness, flowers,
Forget me nots?
Says johnson's frat, grot…. F…rat grumpy tot
Police arrive an take away,
Goat-nap father, (thief)
Next doors hey, (neighbour)
Chops 4 brekky we aint got, (breakfast)
Coppers eating every chop,
Justice revealed in thunderbox,
In its way, food wasting not…
Don Johnson
Categories:
brekky, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Enter Contest
Sponsored by: Michael J. Falotico
Paladin, have gun would travel,
The wrongs he’d sort, to unravel,
Fortunes soldier, no armour for him,
Didn’t need the judges gavel,
just a colt .45 and a grin
Where would he roam ,
In the back country alone,
Sleeping by the fire he did own,
Sleeping on his saddle.
Rattlesnake for brekky, soon,
Toasted on the fire, in June,
Gunfight, 45 plonks away,
Straight shooting Paladin,
This I say.
Role model long past it is him:)
Don Johnson
"Paladin, Have gun will travel."
Categories:
brekky, adventure
Form: Rhyme