Funny Break Up Poems

That neighbour has just banged his door.
Again yet again and yet again.
I, a one of superior quality, wishes to beat
his barking bonce against the wall...

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When dealing with a love-sick fool
One must be strict and must be strong
And follow this one simple rule
Don't let them be a hanger-on

One must be...

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I had a girlfriend during my youth service,
She was then in love but still a novice,
After service, she was called to the bar,
Not long after...

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Everything is now a shade of a colour 
Nothing is defined anymore 
No longer are the edges clear 
Moments of light 
Moments of dark 
But...

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Did I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.

For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set...

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Psychotic 

    1. I love you, and it's pathetic.

    I know, I know—you put the psyche in psychotic.

 ...

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If you're not a well-paid saboteur
You should look into the job
List me as a reference on your resume
And on the day I get the call
I'll...

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You're so incredible, the most amazing man
I'm taken to the heights of pleasure with the touch of your hand
There will never be another man who...

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They say that breaking up is tough,
now I know that it’s true,
one day we’ll go separate ways,
and all the blame’s on you.

Maybe we shared some...

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When my friend fell off a wall,
I phoned up the local clinic.
“He’s got cracks,” I said in the call.
They said, “Bring him for a visit.”

As...

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The Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful 
It’s like a fuschia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display...

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I think i made a terrible mistake,
i didn’t think it could be true
but who did you tell about me and what did i say about...

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A heart with no love
though moved from me
A heart full of love
Moved away from you...

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You told me I belong to you
That you know I love you true
But darling I’m not a succulent plant
What’s a chocolate woman to do

Love is...

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I once thought you were powerful
Elusive
As smart and as quick as Dracula himself
You kept me with your gaze
And your wanton touch

Shiny things a little at...

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