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Funny Break Up Poems

These Funny Break Up poems are examples of Break Up poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Break Up Funny poems written by international poets.


40 years ago I let go of the twin that lived inside of me
My twin was a nice person and feared upsetting anyone
hence he had...

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Categories: absence, beautiful, break up,

Premium Member Heartache and Heartburn
Sometimes you must go through hell to find heaven
it’s a trip everyone must take
Making excuses is a spark that starts a lie 
a fire out...

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Categories: break up, emotions, funny

Write from
Write from...

Write about the order of date and time
Write about the confusion of our thoughts

Write about the deafening buzz of doubt
Write about drying tears

Write about...

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Categories: break up, 1st grade, allusion, angst,

Premium Member Thief
       Maybe tomorrow is too late
tell me today...who is he?
the one who robbed a piece of me
part of my...

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Categories: break up, angel, best friend, break

Premium Member one for the road
lorna applebee is the name

her tale recurs always same

a phlebotomist and i

after twelve mai tai

elope a real bloody shame.

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Categories: break up, funny, funny

Premium Member shooting birds at the moon
Was I maudlin over our breakup? For a minute.

If I think of you now, it’s like a slideshow of unflattering images.

At the time, my breakup...

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Categories: absence, break up, humor,

Together Against to the Odds
Together Against the Odds

Though I may be poor,
My love for her is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart...

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Categories: break up, allusion, beautiful, boyfriend, break

The Wrong Leap
The Wrong Leap 
The hardest lesson
Has been to get rid of the tension
That you’re no longer at my mention 

Well thank God, I got that...

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Categories: break up, deep, divorce,

What we used to be
I wish we can be what we used to be,
two beautiful love birds,
we use to fly so high above the sky till we could reach...

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Categories: anniversary, beautiful, break up,

Cross Road

It's funny how this has turned out.
I use to get flustered when you're around. 
Frantic beating of my heart.
Crazy change of my mood.
Now I realise...

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Categories: absence, break up,

Visit me not
Visit me not, never in my dreams
I felt myself smiling with laughter
The warmth, fluffy as cotton Candy,
Suddenly the law of attraction with a “bang” hit!

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Categories: break up, 10th grade, absence, break

Premium Member old farmer tale
once an old horse named chester

impressing a nag esther

clumped up a tall tree

until about three

then clumped back down to best her.

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Categories: break up, cool, cute

Premium Member Bitter Grudges In Your Guts
Stormy clouds are traveling through your heart
And bitter grudges are ruining your happiness
Hate destroys and love builds everything which
Is beautiful. Get a grip on yourself...

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Categories: break up, deep, fate,

Premium Member The Last Dine
There once was a lady named Jill
Who went to eat without a fill

She was broken up
After her man's last cup

So she ran away from their...

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Categories: absence, angst, break up,

Look Not
Each girl came for looks
Each girl took some work
Each girl never meant much
Each girl left for shirks

Wonder what each would want
Wonder what each one got

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Categories: analogy, break up, funny