Funny Break Up Poems
These Funny Break Up poems are examples of Break Up poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Break Up Funny poems written by international poets.
twinTwins
40 years ago I let go of the twin that lived inside of me
My twin was a nice person and feared upsetting anyone
hence he had...
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absence, beautiful, break up,
Heartache and HeartburnSometimes you must go through hell to find heaven
it’s a trip everyone must take
Making excuses is a spark that starts a lie
a fire out...
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break up, emotions, funny
Write fromWrite from...
Write about the order of date and time
Write about the confusion of our thoughts
Write about the deafening buzz of doubt
Write about drying tears
Write about...
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break up, 1st grade, allusion, angst,
Thief
Maybe tomorrow is too late
tell me today...who is he?
the one who robbed a piece of me
part of my...
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break up, angel, best friend, break
one for the road
lorna applebee is the name
her tale recurs always same
a phlebotomist and i
after twelve mai tai
elope a real bloody shame.
...
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break up, funny, funny
shooting birds at the moonWas I maudlin over our breakup? For a minute.
If I think of you now, it’s like a slideshow of unflattering images.
At the time, my breakup...
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absence, break up, humor,
Together Against to the OddsTogether Against the Odds
Though I may be poor,
My love for her is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart...
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break up, allusion, beautiful, boyfriend, break
The Wrong LeapThe Wrong Leap
The hardest lesson
Has been to get rid of the tension
That you’re no longer at my mention
Well thank God, I got that...
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break up, deep, divorce,
What we used to beI wish we can be what we used to be,
two beautiful love birds,
we use to fly so high above the sky till we could reach...
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anniversary, beautiful, break up,
Cross RoadCrossroad
It's funny how this has turned out.
I use to get flustered when you're around.
Frantic beating of my heart.
Crazy change of my mood.
Now I realise...
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absence, break up,
Visit me notVisit me not, never in my dreams
I felt myself smiling with laughter
The warmth, fluffy as cotton Candy,
Suddenly the law of attraction with a “bang” hit!
with...
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break up, 10th grade, absence, break
old farmer tale
once an old horse named chester
impressing a nag esther
clumped up a tall tree
until about three
then clumped back down to best her.
...
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break up, cool, cute
Bitter Grudges In Your GutsStormy clouds are traveling through your heart
And bitter grudges are ruining your happiness
Hate destroys and love builds everything which
Is beautiful. Get a grip on yourself...
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break up, deep, fate,
The Last DineThere once was a lady named Jill
Who went to eat without a fill
She was broken up
After her man's last cup
So she ran away from their...
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absence, angst, break up,
Look NotEach girl came for looks
Each girl took some work
Each girl never meant much
Each girl left for shirks
Wonder what each would want
Wonder what each one got
Looking...
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Categories:
analogy, break up, funny