Funny Break Up Poems

How did you care to love someone like me
Whose name is burdensome for you to bear
A boy whose reputation suffers glee
And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare

How...

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She said I love you.
I said I love you.
The waitress said I love you.
The table of ten said I love you.
Am I in a movie?
Will...

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People may think that
 They know who this poem is about

But they don’t,
And they never will.

I’ve met this boy.
I haven’t known him long.
But it feels...

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Right, listen up, the moon is in its ascendancy, Saturn is aligned with Venus, the other planets will align at 09.53 and 1017am.

Wish I’d never...

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Boom, Boom, Kaboom
My heart goes
When I see you

Vroom, Vroom, Zoom
My heart goes
When I leave you...

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LOVE BIRDS:
INTRO:
Love had a chance, 
Sold her feelings to his fans.
Made money out of her dance. 
Everyone enjoys her at jams, 
specially when she shows...

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Love birds:
intro:
love had a chance, 
sell am feelings to im fans. 
 make kudi komot for ha dance.  
 everyone enjoys am for jams,...

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Now that's funny
but I won
I bet real money
on 2 minutes
I won 200 bucks
a few bottles of fine wine
for sure
fermented in wood caskets
I only hang
with poets...

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Love story

This isn't a fairly tail ! 
Love story are  no joke 
This is not a sleeping beauty kind of story 
Nor beauty and...

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Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
...

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   Can't wait to start the day.
   Want to get out,
    And PLAY,
     ...

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That neighbour has just banged his door.
Again yet again and yet again.
I, a one of superior quality, wish to beat
his barking bonce against the wall...

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When dealing with a love-sick fool
One must be strict and must be strong
And follow this one simple rule
Don't let them be a hanger-on

One must be...

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I had a girlfriend during my youth service,
She was then in love but still a novice,
After service, she was called to the bar,
Not long after...

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Everything is now a shade of a colour 
Nothing is defined anymore 
No longer are the edges clear 
Moments of light 
Moments of dark 
But...

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