Funny Break Up Poems

They say that breaking up is tough,
now I know that it’s true,
one day we’ll go separate ways,
and all the blame’s on you.

Maybe we shared some...

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When my friend fell off a wall,
I phoned up the local clinic.
“He’s got cracks,” I said in the call.
They said, “Bring him for a visit.”

As...

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The Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful 
It’s like a fuschia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display...

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I think i made a terrible mistake,
i didn’t think it could be true
but who did you tell about me and what did i say about...

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A heart with no love
though moved from me
A heart full of love
Moved away from you...

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You told me I belong to you
That you know I love you true
But darling I’m not a succulent plant
What’s a chocolate woman to do

Love is...

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I once thought you were powerful
Elusive
As smart and as quick as Dracula himself
You kept me with your gaze
And your wanton touch

Shiny things a little at...

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music notes used to dance for me 
when I played the ivory keys
little birds flying high 
bringing back pieces of the great blue sky 
now...

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French Fry Etiquette 

She left me sitting alone in McDonalds
Didn't take a bite of her Big Mac 
Or touch a single one of her ...

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f i am supposed to love you

If i am to love you for the little things
I cannot seem to make you see me the same
I...

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Guess am the only one who goes all in without being allowed to go all out,
Or is it my cursed fate that even a red...

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I'm not easy
For people to talk to.
I'm quiet and awkward
And what do I say?
(Why don't I say more?)

I'm not that pretty,
I'm average at best.
You say...

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Twins

40 years ago I let go of the twin that lived inside of me
My twin was a nice person and feared upsetting anyone
hence he had...

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Sometimes you must go through hell to find heaven
it’s a trip everyone must take
Making excuses is a spark that starts a lie 
a fire out...

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Write from...

Write about the order of date and time
Write about the confusion of our thoughts

Write about the deafening buzz of doubt
Write about drying tears

Write about...

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