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Bonzer
Bonzer Poems - Poems about Bonzer
Can It, Aussie Style - Antipodean, Not European
... It's enough to make one chunder there used to be a time Down Under when fair dinkum the label on the tucker tin only stated the true blue maker's name and the Vegemite we'd eat for brek......
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Martin Howard Samuel
Categories:
bonzer,
food, fun, humorous, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Apples, She’ll Be!
... Apples, She’ll Be! Despite Down Under date blunder, Summer ‘tis Winter, go ponder, Go on a date, a Burl, Whirl your girl, No Drama, Sheila thunder! A Wazoo Woo, Is a Ripsnorter Two......
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©
Chaim Wilson
Categories:
bonzer,
birthday, friend,
Form:
Limerick
Vagabond Your Choice V
..."If one has no planned destination - One can never be lost" ~~The Poet~~ It was in the early winter when the frost had come before the snow. That’s the time that we would see him, with his happy......
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©
Speaks Volumes
Categories:
bonzer,
appreciation, travel,
Form:
Rhyme
Miss Bonzer
...The Lady is Miss Bonzer. Came from down under yonder. So, he could not wait. Asked her for a date. She Said No, wish and ponder.......
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R J. Elless
Categories:
bonzer,
cheer up, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Five Two One
...(521 Australian servicemen were killed in the Vietnam War. Menzies = Australian leader, septic tanks = "yanks", Queensberry = fair, as in the rules of boxing, bonzer = good) I'm Billy Bohane......
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Michael Coy
Categories:
bonzer,
history,
Form:
Rhyme
Ya Dead
...Yer Dead? Dear departed gone to spirit, no sexual function, feeling , hear it, Imagination is the only choice, no hands to touch, no bloody voice, no virgins to seduce with, electrom......
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©
Don Johnson
Categories:
bonzer,
adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
I Think Your Natural Habitat Is Bed
...I think your natural habitat is bed. Although you do so nicely, in your kitchen, baking bread, and when at the dining table, can enjoy the cheapest red, still, I think your natural habitat i......
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Red Omara
Categories:
bonzer,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Cholesterol
...Cholesterol Bob old mate, Fits of fever in the thinking, has us all convinced that eating, fatty food brings the hearse a creeping, guess we are all some tetched:( My gramps ate all those......
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©
Don Johnson
Categories:
bonzer,
adventure, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Pickles Graham
...Pickles Graham 1950 In the kitchen of a large sheep station in western Queensland at Dirranbandi the boss lady was talking to the staff. She was going to the ball that evening and was parading a......
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Don Johnson
Categories:
bonzer,
adventuredance, dance, , western,
Form:
Rhyme
Bluey's Reflections
...Blue was feeling melancholy and was far from feeling jolly by the window of his quarters on that moonlight night in May. The old mate was broken hearted since young Jess and he had parted: that......
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©
Merv Webster
Categories:
bonzer,
funny, song-night, old, girl,
Form:
Ballad