Pickles Graham

Pickles Graham 1950

In the kitchen of a large sheep station in western Queensland
at Dirranbandi the boss lady was talking to the staff.
She was going to the ball that evening and was parading about,
in her evening wear, and scarf.

Finally it came, her turn to speak to Pickles Graham.
She said, looking down her long nose.
"do you dance Pickles?." 
"No missus, I spose"

“Oh” she said "You must dance Pickles?" 
Pickles scratched his bonzer nose.
He said "Well yes missus,
I do the Bullockys polka missus, I  spose"

"Oh" she said pretending interest, yawning,
"What is it, how does it go." 
"Well” said Pickles, lightly performing.
"You grab the ladies and swing them quick 
shake them, till dung flies out like bricks"
“spose”

Don Johnson
true story of old Dirranbandi
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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June 29, 2011 at 1:19 AM
hahaha This one is funny. When people try to put on airs with me I like to shock them too. I'll put on my thickest back woods accent and say something to make them stop and I like to watch their mind sort of strip it's gears trying to make sense of what I said. God Bless, JB
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June 28, 2011 at 5:38 AM
Enjoyed reading the words that flowed from your pen today Don. Hoping you have a wonderful day full of inspiration. Love, Carol
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