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Boners Poems - Poems about Boners

Boners Poems - Examples of all types of poems about boners to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for boners.

Life, Death, and Nonsense
...Blatant ignorance is blissfully putrid Like a decaying rodent inside a wall with maggots spewing out of a crack perfectly placed directly next to the cash register at Godfathers Pizza lol Excessive......Read the rest...
Categories: boners, 1st grade, addiction,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member After Shocks - Revised
...It's after the 'landslide?' Thieves stole the election! This traitorous scum bag's a Russian invention, But 'Charmin' (1) for Putin (that's on a good day!) For the dark side of Trump's just black ......Read the rest...
Categories: boners, hilarious, political,
Form: Rhyme
Snow White and the Horney Dwarfs
...The dwarf told Snow White from his heart, “If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.” Our objective is to always please, But we need to mount you on your knees. If you think we’re coming on ......Read the rest...
Categories: boners, funnysnow, snow,
Form: Limerick
Ladies Listen Up
...This world we live in constantly revolves around money. But that doesn't mean we should walk the streets honey. Just because what we need is coming in slow. Doesn't mean we should put ourselves ......Read the rest...
Categories: boners, art, daughter, life, education,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things