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Boners Poems - Poems about Boners


Make America Grate Again
...Don’t care whom it ravages: this land was always Thine. Circle wagons, shoot all savages, and things are (once more) fine. The Swaggarts, Bakkers and Miscaviges will soon be judenrein. For fa......

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Categories: boners, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Life, Death, and Nonsense
...Blatant ignorance is blissfully putrid Like a decaying rodent inside a wall with maggots spewing out of a crack perfectly placed directly next to the cash register at Godfathers Pizza lol Excessive......

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Categories: boners, 1st grade, addiction,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member After Shocks - Revised
...It's after the 'landslide?' Thieves stole the election! This traitorous scum bag's a Russian invention, But 'Charmin' (1) for Putin (that's on a good day!) For the dark side of Trump's just black ......

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Categories: boners, hilarious, political,
Form: Rhyme
Snow White and the Horney Dwarfs
...The dwarf told Snow White from his heart, “If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.” Our objective is to always please, But we need to mount you on your knees. If you think we’re coming on ......

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Categories: boners, funnysnow, snow,
Form: Limerick
Ladies Listen Up
...This world we live in constantly revolves around money. But that doesn't mean we should walk the streets honey. Just because what we need is coming in slow. Doesn't mean we should put ourselves ......

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Categories: boners, art, daughter, life, education,
Form: Rhyme




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