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Boners Poems - Poems about Boners
Boners Poems - Examples of all types of poems about boners to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
short, long, best, and famous
examples for boners.
Life, Death, and Nonsense
...Blatant ignorance is blissfully putrid Like a decaying rodent inside a wall with maggots spewing out of a crack perfectly placed directly next to the cash register at Godfathers Pizza lol Excessive......
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©
Jared Kent
Categories:
boners,
1st grade, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
After Shocks - Revised
...It's after the 'landslide?' Thieves stole the election! This traitorous scum bag's a Russian invention, But 'Charmin' (1) for Putin (that's on a good day!) For the dark side of Trump's just black ......
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©
Roof Missing
Categories:
boners,
hilarious, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Snow White and the Horney Dwarfs
...The dwarf told Snow White from his heart, “If you wish to stay here, please don’t fart.” Our objective is to always please, But we need to mount you on your knees. If you think we’re coming on ......
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©
Ed Coet
Categories:
boners,
funnysnow, snow,
Form:
Limerick
Ladies Listen Up
...This world we live in constantly revolves around money. But that doesn't mean we should walk the streets honey. Just because what we need is coming in slow. Doesn't mean we should put ourselves ......
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©
Garcelle Bouciaut
Categories:
boners,
art, daughter, life, education,
Form:
Rhyme