Blondes Poems - Poems about Blondes

...I don't have much luck with women Although I've had a few It's not always a pick and choose More of ''He looks doisy he'll do''. They have been as skinny as a lat Or like the cat who got ......Read the rest...

...a woman's pain is to hate each other a woman's pain is to look in the tabloids "she's skinny, but she has no brains" "she's pretty, but no way will she get out of THIS scandal" "oh god, what is s......Read the rest...

...So, what happens after were dead, Do we suffer in miserable silence, Cry in our head, Does our last breath unplug us from all ever said? Do our memories persist of the places we’d loved, Or end ......Read the rest...

...Could Estonia help Vlad get paid? He'll claim they're Russian and invade! Better than cash bonds Putin can use their blondes To entice his mark Trump to get laid......Read the rest...

...he likes brunettes but i was blonde he likes the darkness but the sun is my favourite he wakes up early but i like to stay up late I dye my virgin hair. brunette now i hide from the sun and......Read the rest...

...I have to ask of my good friend Jan who lives far away on the isle of man why on earth you went for a silly brain scan? I would like to know what's up, what's the plan? Is it to prove once and f......Read the rest...

...Sympatric Aphrodite, wide photographic opportunity We bow to our natural needs Her glare, to all our hopes The actresses' deft chin, glacial A mountain of irses Gadfly 1970s Where blondes an......Read the rest...

... Romance in Durango We met south of the border in Durango, she was hot and boy could she fandango. She said at a glance “senor like to dance?” No mamacita, but I would love......Read the rest...

...We are from the sixties, I am Marilyn, and she is Jane. They are wearing leopard, tightly, and seem a bit insane. We have painted our car appropriately the less smart one says. I have no words for......Read the rest...

...I invented something quite peculiar Last night In my lucid dream My neo commanded my allo-cortex To prepare allusions to be downloaded Upon returning to my physical presence Caught in midd......Read the rest...

...All blondes wear diamond rings and drive Mercedes so old. All brunettes wear green straw hats and plant marigolds. All tall people play golf on Saturdays and are Methodists winkers. All Americans ......Read the rest...

...Prosperity, vagabond, Pickpocket of poor and old Predator of oil and gold Jewels, cash, land, or blondes. When Prosperity pulls stakes, Abandonment marks its wake Jobs and places disappeared......Read the rest...

...Sheba was a woman whose laugh scared alley people. It preceded her from every corner of a fish market. She loved being loud and boisterous, loved attention. We always had followers when she was ab......Read the rest...

... To the right of this screen, what should I see? An ad for a company calling themselves "Rosewe". They sell clothes for women that are a bit hefty. The models are the type of women that a......Read the rest...

...Bigotry is ignorance Bigotry is not meeting but maybe one person in a certain category. Bigotry is categorizing all people into the same box based on crazy things like religion, the color of th......Read the rest...