When asked if he toked the evil weed,
William Jefferson Clinton (né?Blythe III),
aka, Bill Clinton, we heard, did indeed,
if not totally beyond the pale
these words he spoke,
"I smoked but didn’t inhale,"
and altho' with no proof, yet by the book,
with that he was off the hook.
Then came Monica Lewinsky,
their relationship he lied to hide,
accused with obstruction of justice,
for him to be impeachment-free,
with the mess all down her dress,
the chain of evidence was there to follow,
of the fateful day Bill only had to say,
"She sucked but didn't swallow."
Categories:
bill clinton, humorous, usa, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Never hid in Jefferson Airplane
Never beat his wife
Never wept on the floor of jail
Never drank his life away
Never ranted on soldiers grave
Never changed his name
Never came back from the dead
Categories:
bill clinton, art, death, drink, evil,
Form: Free verse
Ex-President Bill Clinton
Didn't make the same mistake as Nixon
He chose a female intern date
Which ended up to be a zippergate
Personally I like Bill And think that he is an intelligent man
who made a terrible mistake that effected and probably affected many lives
Categories:
bill clinton, life, political,
Form: Clerihew
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
05~29~15
Categories:
bill clinton, humorous, political, power,
Form: Clerihew
A voodoo witch I bought it from,
A voodoo doll of Bill Clinton,
I stuck it with a great big pin,
But all Bill did was,grin,grin,grin,
That witch just might've been a con.
authors note: only a poem and I am a fan of Bill Clinton.-
I chose him because he's a big enough man to take a joke
Categories:
bill clinton, funny,
Form: Limerick