"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
Bikini Betty's Beef
A randy surfer from Malibu Crest
Untied the bikini top off of Celest
You’re my Betty let’s hang loose
As he tried for her caboose
Celest slapped his hand away from her breast
Aloha Barney, this isn't your turf
A lecher you are who can’t even surf
Damn men with no brains, think again
Bet you’ve never even hung ten
I’m not your Betty, uncool stupid Smurph
by I Am Anaya
As striking as a Malibu Barbie doll
Gals in bikinis I love, summer and fall
But I'm classy and kind
And so drawn to their mind
That they need not wear a bikini at all
by Robert Gorelick
Categories:
bikinis, how i feel, humor,
Form: Limerick
Light blue sky bathed in sunlight
ultraviolet flirting the deep blue sea
strolling shorelines of lazy beaches
feeling the touch, women lying in bikini.
polka dots, some neon green and orange
criss-cross strings on bare almond skin
ripples of desire towering on high waves
waist poised perfect in bikini paper-thin
absorbing curvatures amidst little shells
on slender thighs, staring eyes freeze
convex sand dunes ignite fun in the sun
with scent of beer in pollen-filled breeze.
Bikini blossoms color the tanned silver beach
two pretty pieces reveal an alluring seduction
A tsunami of pleasure, the teeny weeny dress
In the Eden of apples, it's forbidden temptation.
Categories:
bikinis, beach, beautiful, color, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Back on track with these limericks so silly
Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies
Sure gets my attention
At the very mere mention
Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly
Categories:
bikinis, fun,
Form: Limerick
Back on track with these limericks so silly
Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies
Sure gets my attention
At the very mere mention
Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly
Categories:
bikinis, beautiful,
Form: Limerick
Bikinis and Speedos
worn with glee
exposing more
than some want to see
but hey, those people
look just like me
it all hangs out
on the Black Sea coast
Saint-Tropez... not for most
so pack your bags
I'll meet you there
we can tan the fat
without a care
Categories:
bikinis, beach, funny, imagery, sun,
Form: Rhyme
Back on track with these limericks so silly
Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies
Sure gets my attention
At the very mere mention
Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly
Categories:
bikinis, fun, , cute,
Form: Limerick
Back on track with these limericks so silly
Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies
Sure gets my attention
At the very mere mention
Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
bikinis, humorous, , cute,
Form: Limerick
it was a day after the rain
but we didn't care
bought two packs of beer
the smell of the boat
as the engine let off smoke
the first turn of the key
would bring us to our beach
a few cans pushed back
we could only laugh
my best friend and I
with t-shirts and bikinis
we were the sight to see
the girls would arrive
with her by my side
wild looks in our eyes
an older man's thrill
better than his pills
a show, we were stars
at the local bar
and as the boat rocked
we never stayed docked
as we cruised down the river side.
Categories:
bikinis, adventure, friendship, growing up,
Form: Lyric