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Apropos of John H Doe

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        Apropos of John H. Doe
          A name we all know
   
        Just like Uncle Sam
         ~ He too’s on the lam



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              'Critics Corner'
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I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence

...I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted 
approximately midway 
into the administration 
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping...

Deepfake

...I’m so siced about the Barbie movie. I just watched the latest trailer. I felt a fluttering in the stummy.

Peter’s birthday was May 1st. “What do you want for your birthday?” I’d asked.
“A flash ...

Rain Dance

...the gray green frogs
that often
silently squat as still as bricks
and blocks
around the pear-shaped garden pond
are frisky

restless
they plop in and out of the weedy water
boasting bigly as...

Press

...The president to set press decorum
Said the man from the Penthouse forum

After setting up Acosta's CNN
Never to use a microphone again

The man who called Africa a hole
Afraid of the IRS for ...

Redemption Lost and Silenced Courtesy of Trump 1 Part A

...Jabbering Ignominious Hypocrite Gabbles - against the backdrop of gross unbridled viscous wracking zealotry bruiting extinguishing inherent national trust...  

Poetic Introduction:

I wax and wa...

Theres a Pedophile In the House

...There's A Pedophile In The House...
(ah...ah...ah...ham eye white...???)

OMG,... and he looks...
     SAY WHAT??? just like me???,...
     absolutely NO WAY!!!,
would this sensitive,
     res...

Homage To Walt Sing Matt Tilde

...~ Homage to Walt Sing Matt Tilde ~

The art of the
     "FAKE" deal (according
     to Walt Dizzy Take a Knee Sing
     Matt Tilde) once again
as oft iterated in previous poems,
     doth (sou...

Three Fables Revised With Modern Metaphorical Spin

...for now please imagine generic
     fairy tale characters
     analogous if you will
to possessing physical, livingsocial,
     and three dimensional
     corporeal form (at least until
the end...

C Cure T Clarence Axe 2

...subsequently splashed by
     LXXII spittle aged
     perspiring ogre) with exuberance
(like some voodoo freelance
sing hexed indigo gurl goo goo doll,
a villainous venal mummified
     rattle ...

Bigly

...I knew a man named Bigly.
His belly was all jiggly.
He ate his shoe, his hat, his poo, 
Which made me go all giggly....

Mine's Bigger Than Yours

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My golden ego soars higher than yours
I can hold my breath longer underwater
of course,
because my publican lungs are stronger than yours
I can outshout your taxing voice 
to the heav...

Burroughs' Virus

...In crowds bigly
And comparatively small 
The Barker 
Shot poisoned grammar arrows 
At apple pie heads 
Crowds roared with baked smiles
At milestones tossed 
Across potomac alters
The Barker 
...

Vlad and Don, a Love Story

...Vladimir oh Vladimir,
Thanks for the  hack
Put me in front and Hillary back
I owe you my amazing win
For you I’ll do anything

Vladimir oh Vladimir,
you pull my strings
For you I can do so ma...

Mightier Than the Pen

...Who'd have thought it so easy to run a great nation,
No requirement for Congress or Supreme Court confirmation.
All you needs a Twitter handle and Executive Orders,
That's his guarantee to secure ...

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