Funny Bicycle Poems | Examples

These Funny Bicycle poems are examples of Bicycle poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Bicycle Funny poems written by international poets.


Bicycle Poem - 2

A wobble waiting in the shed
A joke cracked by Victorian comedians
A test of youthful instability
A trial by tarmac

An unyielding seat with changing views
A wetter way of travelling through rain
A soundless nemesis for pensioners
A tin-tack gathering machine

A complexity in ambulation
A tool used by the mad or desperate
A ticking mockery of balance
A frame for shaming the unfit

A creaking snail on hills
A public declaration of pretence or poverty
An undignified arrival and
A bait for thieves
© John Blake  Create an image from this poem.


Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened On the Way

A funny thing happened on the way
to visit a friend few blocks away.

I hopped on my bike and zoomed down on a not so busy street.
It always gives me a thrill to ride as fast as I could.
Feeling the air rush past me with the lightest of touch.

A group of friends were on the sidewalk laughing together.
I heard one of them yell my name.
I turned back, I waved and let out a small giggle.
In moments, I was bouncing off rear end of a parked car.

As I laid sprawled out behind its rear bumper,
my friends ran over giggling and asked if I was alright.
My pride was bruised,  though I made an effort not to show it. 
It was like being ran over by a speeding train.

7/12/2018

Poetry Contest: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way
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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.

John Stole a Bicycle

John stole a bicycle
Sold it to Mr.Michael
With this money
Oh! so funny
He bought an icicle.

Premium MemberMy Bicycle

my first set of wheels
fringed out handle bars with horn
little red bicycle

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