Best Yak Poems
You're scolding me, as if I care
For tearing up another pair!
But, "blah, blah, blah"..... is all that's clear
It's miscommunication in first gear!
Yakety Yak!!
Don't you see that it's no use??
I'm just a mutt, (that's my excuse)...
Those scalding words you shout to me?
For floppy ears? ...... Eluding me!
All I hear is "Yakety yak"!!!
What's with that??
You get upset when I bark loud
Or when I jump into the crowd
That time I chewed newspapers on the floor
Or when I jumped through the screen door
Yakety Yak!!!
You chased me once with that straw broom
Just because I wee-weed in the room
You keep on shouting this and that
But to me it's only "Yakety-yak"!!
What was that???!!!!!!
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For Tanya Harrigton's Contest "Dog Gone Tales"
8/6/10
He's quick to flash his latest jewel.
They must have brought it by mule.
And while he's dazzling your eyes.
He's quickly saying his goodbyes. Smirkedey Smirk. What a jerk!
He's spotted mermaids from afar.
Quick introductions, hit the bar.
Imbibe it all, babe, it's on me.
What I want later will come free. Smirkedey Smirk. What a jerk!
Next day he's strutting like a stud.
Forget the gym. It's steroids, bud!
As for performance, he's the star.
He'll screech the stop lights in his car. Smirkedey Smirk. What a jerk!
Long, lovely wailing sax solo. ( While all around him plot a discreet murder)
( behind the sand dune? No, under the pier!)
( In the boathouse! Oh, no, he's going to sing!)
My daddy's rich, he's CEO.
I know everyone there is to know.
So keep your hands off me and mine!
My Speedos are designer line. Smirkedey Smirk. WHAT A JERK!
Smirkedey Smirk. Smirkedey Smirk! ( Repeat and fade out. And then, a shot rings out?!...)
Yak is everywhere
Not cursing or rude in the ends
Yak is a street artist
Yak:first of all you have excellence and simplicity in Logo
You make me smile
Your work is constant and consistent
You frenetically protests against
agreeing or not
those three letters always make me glad
content,
Closed to You certainly are pal artists
But the genius in Yak her/his/'s simplicity
is not bout agreeing
Yak(ing)
Yak might be a scream demanding me/we are artists of Democracy if hired the worked will be paid in the amount of Talent
Yak is
An enormous label name
Imagine: Yak clothes, Street, Casual, non-casual, jewels, watches
Yak concept
Yak 'Concepteur'
Yak unlimited supply
Yak boundaries are all crossed
the next step
We Deserve Yak
I was thinking about making a T-shirt with,
But that's not fare some are my fights but the label is not mine
Yak deserve recognition beyond
I wonder sometimes about the identity of Yak or Yak's
I see ex-students on Yak
I see colleagues on Yak
I show Yak around
Some like some dislike
People that are to consensual are not generally in my favourites list
And that's a reason for Democracy major virtues and severe imperfections
And in dictatorship even the camouflaged kind Yak is needed
Yak is probably not Bunksy
Yak for me create a trend
The sign of Thor's hammer *
Simple 1Y 2a 3k
The sympathetic logo makes people smile
At least for a single time You,
You
You,You
and also You and You
You all have smiled about the word,
You in some way are protest signatories
But look at the Logo
Gud signi teg
Yak
Thank You!
* Etymology 2 Old Norse signa a) Wiktyonary
**Wiktyonary
he won't step down from his position
to allow someone new
to be what he had stride to be
"best and known as best!"
Black Vulcan faced dicrimnation
in the cartoon world
he sought remedy
for solutions of his mistreatment
Superman once told him
" let me do my thang: and you'll get yours"
he never knew he would have to quote
that superman before those whom he wished to impress.
Zan the man of the wonder twins
wanted to date someone new
he asked Black Vulcan his opionion about
bring his freind Solia to the Justice league.
Black Vulcan told him
if the memeber of the Justice League treats your
freind like they treated mine, your in for
a rude awaking.
Zan responded yeah, but my freinds a guy,
I'm digging on Leaning on marrying him.
" a guy!" what you talking bout.
you aint melting no greaseman up in here!"
I don't know why ya'll wanna get srunk-with those husmalos anyway. You do it! said Zan you do it. I know about something you don't want me to know.
Black Vulcan told Zan why he had to
Grack on Jiggy.
He knew about me and Black Manta, he knew. And I found out they told him cause I was black.
they needed away to speak about me and gianata trying to get together
but that bytch aint got people sense much less, black people sensitivty!
Yakety yak here comes Jack
With his silly nonsense galore
My goal is to cause you to chuckle out loud
Till you fall face first on the floor
People just love to giggle with laughter
Life's so much easier to take
Seeing the happiness on everyone's face
Is reward for the difference it makes
Have taken this challenge upon myself
To satisfy this personal need
To bring joy and happiness to everyone I meet
But with all, can't promise to succeed
Yakety yak here comes Jack
With his silly nonsense each day
It does my heart good to see the results
Wearing a tutu in my silliness ballet
Her voice I hear it
Yak yak yak
The murmur of my past
Yak yak yak
Days I wish to come back
Yak yak yak
Her voice never fell flat
Yak yak yak
On that vary chair she sat
Yak yak yak
Words where her power one I desire.
If I could I would bring back her yak
I run through my mind her last chit chat
Her last yak
(sounds familiar contest)
The Tibetan Yak came to town to set us all straight.
We are hard-working fellows, our work ethic great.
We do not stand around using idle chit-chetter.
Please change the other meaning of Yak for the better.
Went out east.
To play that Yakety
Went out east
To play that yakety yak.
Went out east.
Laid down the tracks.
Honey Gal said
Flat on the gas.
Yeah!
Flew out west to play
That Yakety Yak.
Flew out west to play
That Yakety Yak.
Flew out west
Got a huge Contract.
Them La babes say
You want to smash.
Ooh!
We Rode on home.
To get refreshed.
Talked on the phone.
Late Hotel guest
Wouldn't leave it alone.
Oh!, Don't you know
Sleep when you're Dead.
W-ill of mare or ill yak
I-s either irksome or pesky;
L-et the muddle cease,
M-aking the trash talk flee.
E-nd the will of mare or ill yak, beginning with total order;
R-apture replaces the chaos, as confusion shall be over.
O-bliterate the shambles,
R-efrain from voluble voice;
I-n twenty-sixth September,
L-et your heart make a choice.
L-oud and persistent sound shall bring one to a wrong track;
A-llow the mouth to silence the will of mare or ill yak.
Sandi Yak with a Monkey on Her Back
Once in a land that is super cold, lived a Yak that is super old.
She had a monkey that lived on her back, and his name was mischievous Jack.
Sandi was mad because she thought she had been wronged, and mischievous Jack just egged it on!
He told her things that filled her with rage and her response was inappropriate given her age.
Any old yak who would just think it through would know that forgiveness was the right thing to do.
I had heard she was once a nice old yak, until she got this monkey that lived on her back.
Now she is angry, vile, and mean, not like any nice yak I have ever seen!
The weight of this monkey made her health worse, and she should have known better because she was a nurse!
All this hate, anger, and strife alienated those she loved from her life.
The madder she got, the worse things became and now those relationships were never the same.
Learn this lesson from Sandi the yak before you lose things you can never get back!
It is OK to get mad but then you need to let go, tell that monkey to hit the road.
If you find forgiveness you can move on, before all that you care about is lost and gone.
But, if you continue with misery and sorrow, you will be the only one without a tomorrow!
Yearlings Yakety-Yak yolks yearns yearlings yawning youthful
yawnibgly youthful sreams and and yells ~
1/6/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2021
My girlfriend goes off the deep end
Each night before bed until dawn
Yakety Yak as I lie on my back
Just trying to stifle a yawn
She complains and tries to explain
And still I don't know what to say
Oh what a quandary, her dirty laundry
Keeps piling up higher each day
I implore, can't take anymore
This burden of yakety Yak
I'm really quite bored, so please help me Lord
To get this load off of my back