Best Woodrow Poems

Woodrow's wife is the apple of his eye
But there's been no sex lately and here's why
She told him that he's lame
Every night it's the same
There are other options she wants to try...

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Rudyard said it best, but now it is my time to build on another’s table,
If you can shun the word I can’t, and embrace the phrase, I’m able,
If you can watch the world you love, be torn apart and rent asunder,
But not give way to...

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Waldo walked Woodrow thru the woods
They took shade beneath a weeping willow
Next to the weeping willow was a deep dry well 
Next to the well was a tall red oak 
For the first time ever Woodrows floppy ears stood straight up
The well was dry but...

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