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Woodrow Is Lame

Woodrow's wife is the apple of his eye
But there's been no sex lately and here's why
She told him that he's lame
Every night it's the same
There are other options she wants to try

Copyright © Mark Koplin | Year Posted 2023

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Terry Flood Date: 9/5/2023 11:08:00 AM Phew, I thought you might itemise these other options. Nice one, Mark. Congrats Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 9/7/2023 3:06:00 PM Maybe next time. lol thanks Terry.

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 9/5/2023 6:18:00 AM teehee Mark. Congratulations! :) Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 9/7/2023 3:06:00 PM Thank you Linda.

Paula Goldsmith Date: 9/4/2023 12:01:00 PM Congratulations on your win. A creative/fun write. Have a great/fun day writing away................... Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 9/7/2023 3:06:00 PM Thanks, Paula.

Tania Kitchin Date: 9/3/2023 2:20:00 PM Mark, cute and entertaining, congratulations on your first place win! Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 9/7/2023 3:06:00 PM Thanks my friend!

Richard Lamoureux Date: 9/3/2023 5:28:00 AM I hear Coke and Viagra have joined forces. They are calling their product “Mount and do!” Thanks for the morning chuckle. Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 9/7/2023 3:05:00 PM HA Richard. That gave me a good chuckle. Thanks.

Arlo Parker Date: 8/23/2023 11:40:00 PM Apparently Woody is all about Woody. Learn the game, Man!!! Mrs. Apple has opened the gateway so many crave!!! Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 9/7/2023 3:05:00 PM Work delayed but thanks Arlo.

Arthur Vaso Date: 8/22/2023 11:15:00 PM Love limericks even I am not good at them, great poem! Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 8/23/2023 1:26:00 PM You can do it, give it a go!

Jan Allison Date: 8/22/2023 1:55:00 PM oh Mark you have left me on the edge of my seat - poor Woodrow - I would love to see more verses added to this one, but I know its for the contest so has to be one verse lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 8/22/2023 2:08:00 PM Maybe after the contest I can open it to a collab like you do. Thanks for the idea and comments, my friend.

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/22/2023 9:51:00 AM Maybe he should get some of them blue pills, put fire in his ding a ling lol. Good luck Mark. Tom Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 8/22/2023 2:07:00 PM That ding a lings pecker needs a lot of help. lol Thanks Tom. Lin Lane Date: 8/22/2023 1:58:00 PM lol Tom Cunningham Date: 8/22/2023 1:33:00 PM Blame Chuck Berry lol Lin Lane Date: 8/22/2023 10:23:00 AM Lol Tom. I don't know anything about those things.

David Kavanagh Date: 8/22/2023 9:01:00 AM I’m wondering what the other options are Mark, but it sounds like she’s giving him a good old hen pecking, better get his pecker in order, mad stuff going on here, best of luck in the contest Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 8/22/2023 2:06:00 PM I do love your comment, David. Woodrow needs to shape up or his wife will hit the road. Thanks. Jan Allison Date: 8/22/2023 1:58:00 PM ha ha ha:-) Lin Lane Date: 8/22/2023 10:23:00 AM Naughty... Mark will love this comment, David. I'm sure he's on the road and will reply when he can.

Lin Lane Date: 8/22/2023 6:10:00 AM Woodrow! You'd better step up your game if your wife thinks you're lame, but points for the nightly. Great limmie for Tania, Mark! Login to Reply Mark Koplin Date: 8/22/2023 2:04:00 PM It's the first name I thought of when writing about some lame guy. lol Thanks Lin.