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Woodrow Is Lame

Woodrow's wife is the apple of his eye But there's been no sex lately and here's why She told him that he's lame Every night it's the same There are other options she wants to try

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Terry Flood

Date: 9/5/2023 11:08:00 AM

Phew, I thought you might itemise these other options. Nice one, Mark. Congrats

Mark Koplin
Date: 9/7/2023 3:06:00 PM

Maybe next time. lol thanks Terry.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/5/2023 6:18:00 AM

teehee Mark. Congratulations! :)

Mark Koplin
Date: 9/7/2023 3:06:00 PM

Thank you Linda.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 9/4/2023 12:01:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. A creative/fun write. Have a great/fun day writing away...................

Mark Koplin
Date: 9/7/2023 3:06:00 PM

Thanks, Paula.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 9/3/2023 2:20:00 PM

Mark, cute and entertaining, congratulations on your first place win!

Mark Koplin
Date: 9/7/2023 3:06:00 PM

Thanks my friend!

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 9/3/2023 5:28:00 AM

I hear Coke and Viagra have joined forces. They are calling their product “Mount and do!” Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Mark Koplin
Date: 9/7/2023 3:05:00 PM

HA Richard. That gave me a good chuckle. Thanks.

Arlo Parker

Date: 8/23/2023 11:40:00 PM

Apparently Woody is all about Woody. Learn the game, Man!!! Mrs. Apple has opened the gateway so many crave!!!

Mark Koplin
Date: 9/7/2023 3:05:00 PM

Work delayed but thanks Arlo.

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/22/2023 11:15:00 PM

Love limericks even I am not good at them, great poem!

Mark Koplin
Date: 8/23/2023 1:26:00 PM

You can do it, give it a go!

Jan Allison

Date: 8/22/2023 1:55:00 PM

oh Mark you have left me on the edge of my seat - poor Woodrow - I would love to see more verses added to this one, but I know its for the contest so has to be one verse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin
Date: 8/22/2023 2:08:00 PM

Maybe after the contest I can open it to a collab like you do. Thanks for the idea and comments, my friend.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/22/2023 9:51:00 AM

Maybe he should get some of them blue pills, put fire in his ding a ling lol. Good luck Mark. Tom

Mark Koplin
Date: 8/22/2023 2:07:00 PM

That ding a lings pecker needs a lot of help. lol Thanks Tom.

Lin Lane
Date: 8/22/2023 1:58:00 PM

lol

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/22/2023 1:33:00 PM

Blame Chuck Berry lol

Lin Lane
Date: 8/22/2023 10:23:00 AM

Lol Tom. I don't know anything about those things.

David Kavanagh

Date: 8/22/2023 9:01:00 AM

I’m wondering what the other options are Mark, but it sounds like she’s giving him a good old hen pecking, better get his pecker in order, mad stuff going on here, best of luck in the contest

Mark Koplin
Date: 8/22/2023 2:06:00 PM

I do love your comment, David. Woodrow needs to shape up or his wife will hit the road. Thanks.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2023 1:58:00 PM

ha ha ha:-)

Lin Lane
Date: 8/22/2023 10:23:00 AM

Naughty... Mark will love this comment, David. I'm sure he's on the road and will reply when he can.

Lin Lane

Date: 8/22/2023 6:10:00 AM

Woodrow! You'd better step up your game if your wife thinks you're lame, but points for the nightly. Great limmie for Tania, Mark!

Mark Koplin
Date: 8/22/2023 2:04:00 PM

It's the first name I thought of when writing about some lame guy. lol Thanks Lin.