Mark Koplin Poet Limerick

Woodrow Is Lame

Woodrow's wife is the apple of his eye
But there's been no sex lately and here's why
She told him that he's lame
Every night it's the same
There are other options she wants to try

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Terry Flood September 5, 2023 at 11:08 AM Phew, I thought you might itemise these other options. Nice one, Mark. Congrats Mark Koplin September 7, 2023 at 3:06 PM Maybe next time. lol thanks Terry.

Linda Alice Fowler September 5, 2023 at 6:18 AM teehee Mark. Congratulations! :) Mark Koplin September 7, 2023 at 3:06 PM Thank you Linda.

Paula Goldsmith September 4, 2023 at 12:01 PM Congratulations on your win. A creative/fun write. Have a great/fun day writing away................... Mark Koplin September 7, 2023 at 3:06 PM Thanks, Paula.

Tania Kitchin September 3, 2023 at 2:20 PM Mark, cute and entertaining, congratulations on your first place win! Mark Koplin September 7, 2023 at 3:06 PM Thanks my friend!

Richard Lamoureux September 3, 2023 at 5:28 AM I hear Coke and Viagra have joined forces. They are calling their product “Mount and do!” Thanks for the morning chuckle. Mark Koplin September 7, 2023 at 3:05 PM HA Richard. That gave me a good chuckle. Thanks.

Arlo Parker August 23, 2023 at 11:40 PM Apparently Woody is all about Woody. Learn the game, Man!!! Mrs. Apple has opened the gateway so many crave!!! Mark Koplin September 7, 2023 at 3:05 PM Work delayed but thanks Arlo.

Arthur Vaso August 22, 2023 at 11:15 PM Love limericks even I am not good at them, great poem! Mark Koplin August 23, 2023 at 1:26 PM You can do it, give it a go!

Jan Allison August 22, 2023 at 1:55 PM oh Mark you have left me on the edge of my seat - poor Woodrow - I would love to see more verses added to this one, but I know its for the contest so has to be one verse lol:-) hugs jan xx Mark Koplin August 22, 2023 at 2:08 PM Maybe after the contest I can open it to a collab like you do. Thanks for the idea and comments, my friend.

Tom Cunningham August 22, 2023 at 9:51 AM Maybe he should get some of them blue pills, put fire in his ding a ling lol. Good luck Mark. Tom Mark Koplin August 22, 2023 at 2:07 PM That ding a lings pecker needs a lot of help. lol Thanks Tom. Lin Lane August 22, 2023 at 1:58 PM lol Tom Cunningham August 22, 2023 at 1:33 PM Blame Chuck Berry lol Lin Lane August 22, 2023 at 10:23 AM Lol Tom. I don't know anything about those things.

David Kavanagh August 22, 2023 at 9:01 AM I’m wondering what the other options are Mark, but it sounds like she’s giving him a good old hen pecking, better get his pecker in order, mad stuff going on here, best of luck in the contest Mark Koplin August 22, 2023 at 2:06 PM I do love your comment, David. Woodrow needs to shape up or his wife will hit the road. Thanks. Jan Allison August 22, 2023 at 1:58 PM ha ha ha:-) Lin Lane August 22, 2023 at 10:23 AM Naughty... Mark will love this comment, David. I'm sure he's on the road and will reply when he can.

Lin Lane August 22, 2023 at 6:10 AM Woodrow! You'd better step up your game if your wife thinks you're lame, but points for the nightly. Great limmie for Tania, Mark! Mark Koplin August 22, 2023 at 2:04 PM It's the first name I thought of when writing about some lame guy. lol Thanks Lin.