Best Womanizer Poems

It seems head witch Della,
Had a yen for a fella,
Who considered himself a catch.

He thought to woo her,
And then to just lose her,
But in Della...

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It seems head witch Della,
Had a yen for a fella,
Who considered himself a catch.

He thought to woo her,
And then just to lose her,
But in Della...

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To him all women are hallowed
minus those that hustle themselves.

How instantly and cunningly
they commit truculent acts
yet never bribed by mischief

except by rendezvous....

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I was dancing and prancing 
And singing whooped Dee Dee
Not realizing I was not alone
Until he opened his shirt to me

He threw out the mayo,...

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Communities are built on pioneer toil and generational links,
with building, road and railway, applied to how a council thinks.
There’s sporting ties and country hall, to...

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Communities are built on pioneer toil and generational links,
with building, road and railway, applied to how a council thinks.
There’s sporting ties and country hall, to...

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Did you hear about Don? What a guy!
On the pretty gals he had his eye.
But he had zero chance
with them all. At romance
he kept messing...

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I just found out.....

Well, I don't know how to say it?

Would you think less of me
If I say just the way it is?

I thought I...

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I cannot believe that I used to have a crush on you,
You are cold, heartless, and MEAN!
I never talked about you, never did anything to...

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A LETTER TO MY FIRST CRUSH
My Dearest Kevin
 My hands shake nervously as I write this letter
The fountain pen drips the ink in heart-shapes
Pieces of...

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If two was to many then i'll have tweenty six.
Trade ya a bad habbit for a rusty knife and your sisters nude pics.
Maybe im insane...

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Let me tell you a story……..
Nothing new under the sun really.
Happened many times.

Autumn flourished and Christmas was near.
Hark, the bells tolled.
The womanizer discovered love.
Too late.
For...

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The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember.
 

Noah was a drunk
 Abraham was too old
 Isaac was a daydreamer
 Jacob...

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L-O-V-E
   by Amy Swanson (c) May, 1998

(dedicated to every woman who's ever had one of these!)


Hey now Mr. Satin Sheets, you think you're...

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Just now I took a minute to myself
reflecting it's going well
re-step well if I'm a belt
I'm holding up but my former self
in stealth hiding in...

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