Best Womanizer Poems

It seems head witch Della,
Had a yen for a fella,
Who considered himself a catch.

He thought to woo her,
And then to just lose her,
But in Della he'd met his match.

Although she was smitten,
She's no new born kitten,
And she's been down this road before.

Knew he was a...

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It seems head witch Della,
Had a yen for a fella,
Who considered himself a catch.

He thought to woo her,
And then just to lose her,
But in Della he'd met his match.

Although she was smitten,
She's no new born kitten,
And she's been down this road before.

Knew he was a...

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To him all women are hallowed
minus those that hustle themselves.

How instantly and cunningly
they commit truculent acts
yet never bribed by mischief

except by rendezvous....

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Sure he was a womanizer
That didn't really cease to surprise her
She knew of all of the women he had been with before
He had told them all they were the only one he'd ever adore 
All of them the same all scorn
Left to pick up broken...

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(fact)

A ex-con goes around trying to act like a cop
Robbing innocents for love and prosperity.
A second chance in life they already have
Now this become they next shame disgrace.
He may not know that I know about his crime I've learned.
For I was a fool after I...

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The womanizer
Back to parasite on me
And die in my arms...

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Give you my heart 
Felt secure in your soul 
Our spirits smiled at heaven 
Both felt complete as one

Turned my gloomy days glorious;
Each other could do no wrong 
Our smile lighten up the horizon
The touch of you blaze my core 

The touch of you devoured...

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I want you to know that you should be ashamed because you're a sinner.
You expect women to sleep with you just because you buy them dinner.
A woman isn't going to sleep with you just because you buy her a meal.
You're a womanizer and just being...

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It seems head witch Della had a yen for a fella,
Who thought of himself as a catch.
He thought to woo her and then just to lose her,
But in Della he'd met his match.

Although she was smitten she's no new born kitten,
And she's been down this...

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I solemnly propose thirty seconds,
As it isn’t at all a search for diamonds
And hasn’t been delivering stronger, bonds:
Only pleasure-soaked “Ohs” and excited diphthongs
Almost always depleting a womanizer’s funds,
Wherefore intercourse should be a little longer than a cock’s
Or the time it normally consumes to put on...

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