Best Witt Poems

BUTCHER PETE

In the vault below lies the mince, of butcher Pete
Got dragged into a meat processor by the soles of his feet.

RADIOACTIVE  SCUM

The Russian...

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I bought a box of thermometers on sale
When asked how many degrees I have.....
I reply........ many
Too many to even count

When I explained this to a...

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I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners,
and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners.
Don't mock or beat down Bath when...

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Spring tramples the detachment of cold
          it heals a winter's damaged heart
Buds peddle new beauty as...

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Like when Texas passes a law of if you get an abortion, you’ll get jail time and fined. 
Like when a man can rape you,...

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Daddy dear i miss you our goodbyes 
are far too often,
i miss you like tomorrows gone and 
yesterdays forgotten.


You put things into perspective all 
your...

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Voltaire just Kant angle cut it
Beauvoir broad side view
abut the narrow Rousseau 
gender Thoreau thought causeway
As Sarte Marx the entrance unlit — 
Avicena chapiters atop...

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You seemed so desirable
Your charm, your witt
Your intellect swept me off my feet!
Your smile haunted me in my dreams
And I woke up wanting you, needing...

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Your words delight me
Your smile free's me
Your love embraces my hurting heart 
Your witt and your way brightens my day
Oh how I love you Corny...

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You don't see me,
Like I see you, 
You can't feel for me,
Like I do for you.
You've got the hair,
The eyes, 
The beautiful smile,
The laugh,
The voice,
But your in...

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Anida Mann & Baron Ready
April Showers & Wade Rivers
Bertha Saylor & Abel Crews
Bunny Bunns & Wilt Dailey
Burl E Pecker & Phyllis Upman
Candy Cane & Hedon...

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Today was day two
One of those days I'd rather be you
Today I woke up and as if on cue
Withdrawals and facing the truth

I hate these...

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Theres a thin layer a fine line between me and Yau

like the moon and the skyline 

We’re intertwined- 

You’re not a ghost you’re just really...

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your song is a woman
and she
phat azz sh--!
foo reel
she sweet and tangy
witt sum love
to provide
hip as she wanna be!
grab my thang and steer yo
right in...

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dough-chew foo-witt dat hoe
sumthang aint right bout it
raking round acting like a shovel
dats ah hoe
rows and rows
of work to be done
dat is ah hoe !...

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