Best Witch Hazel Poems

Witch Hazel

There once was a witch named Hazel
Mistook poison oak for sweet basil
She finally conceded
New glasses, she needed,
For Halloween spells reappraisal...

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Witch Hazel failed her flying test.
She crashed her broom.
The worst marks in the wicked west,
they sealed her doom.
Her magic was deniable.
Her spells were unreliable.
Too low, too fast, I would assume.
She crashed her broom.

But Hazel wanted to be best,
the brightest bloom.
With lots of practice, she progressed
and...

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if I had witch hazel I could do my incantations
gladys my neighbor said this over and over
I knew she was not the white witch she professed to be
for we passed witch hazel in my yard six or seven times
as she was lamenting that she could...

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