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Best When Pigs Fly Poems

Below are the all-time best When Pigs Fly poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of when pigs fly poems written by PoetrySoup members


When Pigs Fly
I was helping a customer with her internet issues, 
and remarked that before we’re done, that she will be
like one of our field technicians.

She indicated...

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Categories: when pigs fly, animal, cool, farm, flying, funny, happy,
Form: Free verse



When Pigs Fly

         Rudolph lost his red nose one day
         Sneezed...

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Categories: when pigs fly, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Farmer and the Pig Fable
The pig overheard the farmers conversation,
talking about their crops and needing weather salvation,
the farmers saying "it'll probably rain when pigs fly!,"
to help out the pig...

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Categories: when pigs fly, animal, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Somewhat Twisted Thoughts of the Day
If love is a game I need a referee
If sex is a game I want instant re-play
I played the game of life but fouled out
Life...

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Categories: when pigs fly, funny, life,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member A Gifted Pig Named Polly
Pigs that swim the Caribbean aren't just silly rumors,
Polly is just such a pig, from the island of Exumas ...

Oh, Polly loves the water so,...

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Categories: when pigs fly, animal, fantasy, flying, humorous, light,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Clever Gypsy Lady
The gypsy lady told me:
Lay your money down right here.
My crystal ball reveals all
and it never lies.

A smart doctor you will find
who doesn’t need M...

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Categories: when pigs fly, funny,
Form: Dodoitsu
Cliche Heaven
Cliche Heaven

Be it as it may I'll try my hand at some clichés
    and address the elephant in the room soon when...

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Categories: when pigs fly, confusion, cool, crazy, satire,
Form: Free verse



Thoughts
The more I know 
The sadder I grow 
******
The woman: in the name of love 
I’m going to rip your skin off!
The man: in the...

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Categories: when pigs fly, depression, how i feel, hurt, irony,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dear Diary
Dear Diary, the crazies were out at work today,
I smiled a fake smile, wishing they'd go away.
They complain about prices and they whine just like...

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Categories: when pigs fly, funny, workme,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member WHAT YOU GONNA DO
If a cat got your tongue
And deer's are chewing gum
Yeah! and when pigs fly
Monkey see monkey do
Why? then do onions make you cry
What you gonna...

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Categories: when pigs fly, anxiety, celebration, character, silly,
Form: Limerick