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Weirdest Poem I Have Ever Heard
Weirdest Poem I Ever Heard

This will be weirdest poem I have ever heard
Each and every word is totally absurd
And am a poet who hardly has any cash
Preferred poets are Rogers, Frost and Nash.

Many points of my poems you may miss
Some already have fallen into an...

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Categories: weirdest, humorous, poetry, , cute,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Top 10 Weirdest Sculptures Around the World
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Categories: weirdest, art, confidence, giggle, gothic,
Form: Free verse
Weirdest Feeling
It's the weirdest feeling.

 

You know?

 

Being here, in my lonesome room outlined with a soft glow that I'd like to call Salvation.

 

But at the same time,

 

There is another outlining glow.

 

But it's not in my room; or around it even.

 

It's right...

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Premium Member Weirdest Halloween
This is the weirdest night I’ve ever seen.
Said the crow, not realizing it is Halloween.
The jack-o-lantern said he felt it too.
Inside him was a big dragon concocting on “brew”.

The dragon popped his head out and gave them a fright.
It was getting to be a strange,...

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Categories: weirdest, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Weirdest War Ever
   In Gaza, Israel fights a weird war
     It’s not so much about eliminating an enemy

   as it is about preventing the enemy 
     from killing the civilians it’s allegedly protecting

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Categories: weirdest, surreal, war,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Weirdest Mushroom Couples
Weirdest mushroom couples met in the park.
One of the men began to howl, whistle and bark.
His wife who was taller said “Wait a second! Hark!”
The other couple thought they were joking, suspected a lark.

Tourist husband with a camera around his neck.
Said to his wife “that...

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Categories: weirdest, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Weirdest Year In My 68 Years
2020 weirdest year in my sixty-eight years
I was glad my mother’s memorial service was Feb second
Because the next month we would have had to limit to ten
And we had over seventy attend

2020 strangest election in the history of US
I cannot ever recall anything like it
I...

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Categories: weirdest, life,
Form: Free verse
Weirdest Word I Ever Heard
was the weirdest word
that occurred which we had heard 
totally absurd...

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Categories: weirdest, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Weirdest of the Weird
The weirdest of the weird often crawl out of the woodwork
onto pages and call themselves poems. The poets barely claiming them.
The Raven was one of those.

The strangest of the weirdest of the weird are remembered for centuries.
Poe’s poetry is being studied and revered today, 
two...

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Categories: weirdest, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse

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