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Weirdest Poem I Have Ever Heard

Weirdest Poem I Ever Heard

This will be weirdest poem I have ever heard
Each and every word is totally absurd
And am a poet who hardly has any cash
Preferred poets are Rogers, Frost and Nash.

Many points of my poems you may miss
Some already have fallen into an abyss
How much longer will I have to wait?
Until you write a poem and retaliate.

I always have know how great is God
Cold, hard cash will never need a wad
My poems like church choir are chipper
Especially if Baptist and a skinny dipper.

If you should start appearing to be sedate
Maybe more cute poems can contemplate
And all around you could be carousing
Try to read my poems that are arousing.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran

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Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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