Best Wank Poems

I'm done with this I've had enough of this/
Slushy trip since Hell Paso son just quit
This empty pursuit
Of letting the past keep livin' through you/
Go...

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Like retired folk for Florida, the British for their tea,
Like China is for foreign debts, trash dumpers for the sea...
Like Russians are for alcohol, and...

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Not really a poem, as such...
Been reading about benzo's quite much...
It's all very sad, but get why I am.....it's really a wank way to be!

It...

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The man lept from our balcony row and landed directly on Tebow and K'Vnulash, who began to tongue kiss passionately, realizing their final moments were...

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Knew ya were bad news, i just didn't read the headline.
 Funny! cos ya picture was on the front page.
 Something like a red wine...

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Do rubles rain right into his bank?
Tells many lies, can Trump be frank?
Made appointments, but they stank.
His approval ratings again just sank.
Investigated, so gave Comey...

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Chogadella, chogadella

gleef a finkle, fangle doo

Sanking froth a wank forchella

bleetting hist la trencheled sloo

 

Calibali, spork n’ mally

jopelwanker deef walore

Ectaglancy, fallet plantsy

untwotopa feething glore

 

Mannyouopo,...

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I remember the Man from Atlantis from forty years ago
I watched his show when I was a kid
The man with webbed hands and feet swimming...

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Busily flicking possibilities, swarmed faces swum
Fishes flipped fast before the following 
Murky harbour deep, screen swallowing
Clear impression of traits innate to individual ones


Flash of fin...

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[ with a hint of the bridge from A Man Has Dreams
sung by the character George Banks in Mary Poppins ]


A bank is a community...

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Dancing wind 


Dancing wind dancing wind 
With my beat best of steps 
With the rainbow light holding 
Your breath wellcome your 
Soul soup of crab...

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Treat this poem as the truth
Non-fiction...
Because this is the best way I can try to describe what it feels like to suffer with cocaine addiction
It’s...

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