Buoyancy Aid

I remember the Man from Atlantis from forty years ago I watched his show when I was a kid The man with webbed hands and feet swimming underwater He was cool in his aquatic world But I've an improvement The Man from Atlantis needs a keel for better buoyancy Just like a submarine Increasing his amphibious abilities Where he can effortlessly rise and fall He needs a big fourteen inch nose When it’s hard he rises And when flaccid he falls Other than aiding his nautical escapades the mermaids will love it That’s if he can find out there to put it! Other than sucking it off and doing a bit wank And what of raunchy sex with fish? Don’t go there coz it’s illegal At least on land Underwater, who cares if the Man from Atlantis is a fish fecker? Who’s gonna stop him? But he fecks many Red Commie CCCP corrupt turtles They still don’t know who their daddy is And thus are all still barstewards There you have it An improved the Man from Atlantis with his big black nose Saving the world and pleasuring women and mermaids Coming to a cinema near you soon