Come Fill The Cup

Possible TV advertising for a certain kind of "donation" center…
or for guys who might be looking for "gig" employment…with apologies, dear readers...this one's a bit "naughty".

If your bills are getting to you,
The IRS is trying to screw you,
Jobs are few and far between,
And you need to make some green,
You've already sold your hair,
And you've no more blood to spare,
Come where a wank
Will put cash in the bank.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Proxenos Avatar
October 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Jim thank you for your visit to my page when I got POTD two weeks back. Well if it puts money in the bank, guess it's no prank Really enjoyed and had a smile. Blessings, Jennifer.
Slaughter Avatar
October 29, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Jennifer, many thanks...and pranks...and wanks...
One Avatar
October 20, 2024 at 1:15 PM
You have a great sense of humour Jim..
Slaughter Avatar
October 21, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Thanks, S O. I try.
Conn Avatar
October 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
A fist full of dollars?
Slaughter Avatar
October 20, 2024 at 10:26 AM
LOL!! Thank you, Chris. I wish I had thought of that when I was writing this piece.
Bauer Avatar
October 19, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Hilarious, Jim!
Slaughter Avatar
October 20, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Thanks, Ilene.
Rodrigues Avatar
October 19, 2024 at 11:09 AM
So now you’re selling your dna and getting personal.
Slaughter Avatar
October 20, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Thanks, Kim...but no. The last time I even tried to donate blood, they told me I was too old.
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