Best Walloped Poems

Forgive me Father for I have sinned
My actions have left me feeling chagrined
My fist hit his face, my knuckles skinned
Inner devil grinned, inner devil grinned

Because...

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Come, my ***** brethren, come.

Come my children, and let me take you away, 
Away from that sad, sad struggle in the South 
To your human...

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Wednesday, while waiting for the waiter, wanting some waffles at the Waldorf,
a woeful, wimpy, wall-eyed Walter, 
witnessed a wicked, wanton woman (who was wearing a...

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We sure got walloped in the overnight hours
Snow piled up, covering all the pretty flowers
Spring's delayed
Until April or May
Tried but I failed using my super...

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She misses Europe
Since her anointed head’s hope
Lingers goodness of land’s womb

The backyard’s pale fears 
Massive mountains of king Leer!
Kristiansand in atmosphere!?
 
Her head is the...

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THE DUNMURRY INCIDENT

There’s a big row going on in Dunmurry
And the whole place has come to a stop
There’s a war going on with the girl...

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I saw a skeleton 
In a board meeting
He was so cool the air was ice
And all were under the big chunk
All were frozen chickens, eyes...

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Whispering shadow


Drenched darkness of loam
Under the crust of earth
Reassures sprout seedlings
Roots of emotions
Delve in heart for stream 
Revealing no identity
For thorn or flower
For sweet or...

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A Dog Named Bear

There once was a dog named “Bear”
He liked to run here and there.
When he went for a walk,
To his mistress he talked....

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When you are young your life is not about you
You it owe to them for love, for sacrifice and rent
Youth is the margin of our...

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Got walloped today, driving conditions were treacherous
Freaked out my freaker, you guys were way too generous
I know it ain't over
But that was a grosser
Next time...

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III.
There must be a hundred, silent and cruel,
a slow-moving wave as the night grew cool,
Rose had a shotgun, to blast out her hate,
yet Sol remained...

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A morning splash of after shave 

cigarette burnt fingers 

that told me what to do 


Life was walloped in our kitchen  

by mother dusted...

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Trampling caused travails of a mare,
 Now hopping like a piece of flubber,
While ambling with Sir Greyedalot,
When he had honored the stables yesterday,
She was taken...

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What's happening with the damn weather, sure like to know
The city of Calgary just got walloped with fourteen inches of snow
It's only October third
Whatta about...

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