Best Wali Poems

"Oodles of Joy"
In the morning of everyday i 
start
I make a food that's really 
smart
Crunch'em, rip'em, and pour'em out 
As saliva pools form in my 
mouth 
Put it in the mic for just about 
three
Impatiently  watching those 
beautiful noodles waiting for 
me
When the time...

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Your plump love I can't wait to 
see 
It's decadent.. And always, 
lustfully waiting for me 
Hug me and hold me close 
against your bodacious body. 
Big and round. That's why I call 
you my hotty 
It is Your plump love I 
can't wait to...

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Sawan ke mahine ki phli baarish ho tm... 

Har dil me dhadakne wali guzzarish ho tm... 

Tmhe koi paane ki koshish bhi kre to paa na ske... 

Kyuki us khuda se maangi hui meri sifarish ho tm ...

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Here comes Abdul-Gafoor;
Tall, strong and bare-chest.
He will soon cross the Nile;
To Mahmoud’s Island, to Mahmoud’s “saqia” (water-lifting wheel).
He will work all day;
Watering and planting and harvesting.
Corn and wheat, tomatoes and cucumbers.
He will return in the evening; 
With fruits, vegetables and milk.
His milk customers will be...

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Yelp yelp I need help!
Where do I go?
Who do I turn to!

Yelp yelp I need help! 
Why me though? 
Who do I yearn too?

Yelp yelp I need help!
How do I go about it?
Why is it good to learn? 

Yelp yelp I need help!
Can you hear...

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Feeling down and out.

A close friend felt it and immediately 
reached out.

Knowing my optimism is still inside 
me.

Enlightening me, was her goal, 
toward my true reality.

Never gave up, and called to check 
in 

Open with optimism was my only 
kin, 

Way Beyond what I expected,...

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Gandi gashti run,
Gutter de pedawar,
Lun chupan wali Machine,
Kutti kamini kanjri orat..
Note.zafar teri kuss maaray....

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Model Town mein aik Wali rehta tha,
Jo Logon say kehta tha,
Chanda day do.
Zakaat day do.
Nazrana day do.
Fitrana day do.
Couplet
Qabron say kamai kar lo,
Pait haraam say bhar lo......

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Ek waqt tha jab main waqt ki parwah na karti thi, 
Aaj ussi waqt ke liye aankhein nam ho gyi, 
Kash is waqt me us waqt wali khushi mil jati, 
Par har waqt khushi hi mile ye waqt ko kaha Kubool,
Ek waqt tha jab main...

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Jahan Jahan corruption wahan wahan zardari,
Jahan Jahan choot wahan wahan down supari.
Note.teri tabiat set hon wali ay(kocha Pathan)....

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SOJOURN THROUGH TAROTSPACE

Let me tell you a story,
Of a deck of cards, in all its glory.
Well, some will say, what’s the big deal?
To them my humble reply, come, conquer, and heal.

The story is my take,
On art, of an ancient age.
Tarochhi as it first evolved.
In Milan...

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Teri Ma ko ma na kahun to kia kahun?
Teri behan ko baji ka darja dayta hun.
Chawal Khan meri behan kay taboot mein keel(maik)thook.
Tere sonay(gold)ko clean bold karun salay chilgozay.
Akhrot wali khopri kay malik karway badam.
Teray pistay mein daga mara pistA KARUN.
Abhay badmast haathi cucumber ki...

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Meri dushmani me tun itna giray ga kabhi socha na tha,
Ye teri 295 wali gustakiyan tujhay lay dobain ge mur ja.
Note.Mujhay phansanay kay liye kuch aur socho kafiro.....

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